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CU Medallion [66085]
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FootBrokeCoach called me last night
Mar 1, 2019, 8:07 AM
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almost first words he said: "NONE OF YOU EM EFFERS SOUND LIKE YOU LOOK."
mE: ???
fbcouch: "You and Shorty don't sound at all what you look like>'
mE: "Just wait until you hear Tharealdonjuan talk."
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German IRL?***
Mar 1, 2019, 8:12 AM
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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he axed me for my number a while back
Mar 1, 2019, 8:12 AM
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ignored the request
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All-In [46825]
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Joke is on you
Mar 1, 2019, 8:41 AM
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I didn't want to send you dink pics anyways
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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So did you join his Amway network
Mar 1, 2019, 8:14 AM
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or are you pimping Rodman Fields for his wife?
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CU Medallion [66085]
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He did start into his Amway pitch
Mar 1, 2019, 8:18 AM
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But I told him it was a Fonzie scheme, and he needed to watch a few episodes of Happy Days to educate himself.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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That explains why he called me and said he wants to "aaaaayy
Mar 1, 2019, 8:34 AM
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sit on it."
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CU Medallion [64837]
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That's funny because
Mar 1, 2019, 8:36 AM
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I feel like me and FBCoach sound exactly like we look.
I imagine Shorty sounds like Mini Me in Austin Powers when he finally talks and sounds like Barry White.
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CU Medallion [66085]
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Yes you sound exactly like someone who lives in Lexington
Mar 1, 2019, 8:49 AM
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and same for FBCoach, for some one who lives in the swamp
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All-In [46825]
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Interesting story from this morning
Mar 1, 2019, 9:01 AM
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I got fussed at for using "yall" in emails to upper administration at facebook school.
I know my roots!
Get off my lawn!
FaceBookCoach
#69
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CU Medallion [54758]
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you 100% sound the way you look
Mar 1, 2019, 10:19 AM
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MFn wookie
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Thanks. I think.
Mar 1, 2019, 10:47 AM
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Actually scratch that. Eff you!
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All-In [46825]
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Your voice is very calming to me
Mar 1, 2019, 8:44 AM
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It's like being wrapped in a naugahyde couch.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Yes. it's like smooth caramel.
Mar 1, 2019, 8:53 AM
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It's the vocal equivalent of the caramel in the candy bar commercials.
Yummy.
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All-TigerNet [11207]
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It's a shame that over-hunting
Mar 1, 2019, 9:40 AM
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led to the extinction of the wild nauga. All dem couches, doh.
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Do you know how many little naugas we had to
Mar 1, 2019, 9:41 AM
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kill for one couch?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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"stop, I can only get so hard" - Crulez***
Mar 1, 2019, 10:47 AM
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