Topic: Coot t-shirt offer
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Coot t-shirt offer

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 10:45 AM

While at work a few moments ago I had a supplier notice my Clemson T-shirt, he came up to me and said that he had two Coot T-shirts in his truck and he offered me one. I said yeah, I could use a new dust rag or something to clean the commode with. He just smiled, walked off and didn't say another word.


I also heard that

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 10:52 AM

during installation, a tiger paw was placed under the new carpet in the master bedroom of Lou Holtz's house before he moved in. Anybody ever hear that one ?


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Posted: Aug 8, 2014 10:55 AM


Re: I also heard that

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 11:18 AM

There is actually one in Carolina Stadium too. It is working out pretty well.

Re: Coot t-shirt offer

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 10:56 AM

I was getting a bid from a contractor this week and he came in wearing a coot T-shirt stating "Florida versus South Carolina. Beasts of the East". I asked him why they left the name of the beast off the T-shirt because it obviously was not either of those. He mumbled something as he walked off. Who comes to a bidding party with a known Clemson fan wearing coot gear ? He also had a cap on with the insignia they stole from SoCal. Nobody but a coot. Well, he didn't get the job. No surprise there.

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Ask him if he learned that technique at a Marketing Course

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 10:58 AM

at usc.

Then tell him - the customer is always right and you can find another supplier.

I have already told my dry cleaner that there are other dry cleaners I pass by on the way to his establishment.

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I met a contractor at my house to get a bid...

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 11:36 AM

She pulled up in the driveway behind me, saw the IPTAY stickers on my car, and said: "Oh, you didn't say you were a Clemson fan! Your price just went up!"

(I live in Columbia so I'm used to stupid remarks like that.)

Yeah, she didn't get the job either.


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Re: Coot t-shirt offer

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 11:06 AM

I normally ask for two when offered...

Posted: Aug 8, 2014 12:37 PM

one to poop on and one to cover it up with.

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