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CU Medallion [61842]
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Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 1:43 PM
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"When I meet someone for the first time and find out they are a coot, I ..."
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Starter [369]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 1:44 PM
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Pray for them.
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Commissioner [907]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 1:44 PM
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pity the fool
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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Shake my head, then tell them I'm sorry....***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:44 PM
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All-In [26968]
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Slash their throat and burn their house down.***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:46 PM
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All-In [37023]
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^^^^knows exactly
Jun 5, 2014, 1:49 PM
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how to handle coots, almost like he's been there before......hmmmmm
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Oculus Spirit [96873]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 1:47 PM
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Back away slowly at first, with a look on my face like they have a highly contagious potentially fatal disease, then it turns into a full on sprint!
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CU Medallion [61842]
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...deduct 25 points off my estimate of their IQ***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:47 PM
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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tell them to fill er up***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:49 PM
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All-In [26968]
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This ain't 1958. Gas stations are self-serve.***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:50 PM
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Not where the majority of coots reside***
Jun 5, 2014, 2:53 PM
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Legend [17781]
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Legend [19610]
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...."repeat my order."***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:53 PM
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Legend [16439]
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Speak slowly and don't use any big words***
Jun 5, 2014, 1:54 PM
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110%er [8681]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 2:41 PM
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tell them to put 20 on pump 5
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Ask them to supersize it for me***
Jun 5, 2014, 2:48 PM
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CU Medallion [61842]
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^^^ Double entendre***
Jun 5, 2014, 2:50 PM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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That's the best way, so some of your audience finds it
Jun 5, 2014, 2:53 PM
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funny for one reason, others find it amusing for another, so you're covering a wider range of people
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Legend [19586]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 2:56 PM
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say "Oh your name is GWP? How nice."
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Is that what it says on the birth certificate?***
Jun 5, 2014, 2:58 PM
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Legend [19586]
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Re: Is that what it says on the birth certificate?***
Jun 5, 2014, 3:01 PM
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Yes, I heard when he was born his parents' first words were "Gracious, Where's the P****?".....and GWP it was....
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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This...actually makes the most cents of anything I've read
Jun 5, 2014, 3:34 PM
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in the past two weeks
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Legend [19586]
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Do you live in USOA?
Jun 5, 2014, 3:52 PM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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It's ok, cuatfl. gwpcoot is a little slow sometimes...
Jun 5, 2014, 4:30 PM
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well actually, all the time
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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110%er [7297]
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immediately ask them
Jun 5, 2014, 3:21 PM
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what their pulse is on tnet?
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CU Medallion [61842]
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15% lower than mine
Jun 5, 2014, 3:43 PM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Did you just inadvertently call yourself a coot?***
Jun 5, 2014, 3:45 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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I believe he did
Jun 5, 2014, 3:52 PM
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But I'm not surprised, we've known it for a while now
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CU Medallion [61842]
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Your inference of my untimely implication is
Jun 5, 2014, 3:56 PM
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incongruent with my inadvertent insinuation.
But, I can see where your inadequate induction lead you to conclude that.
Let's just say that would be my intelligent reply to a cootish inquisition of my inherited TigerPulse.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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GO BACK TO FGF COOT!***
Jun 5, 2014, 4:02 PM
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CU Medallion [61842]
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Uh, huh .... someone didn't like the
Jun 5, 2014, 4:06 PM
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"clunky high heels" comment I made earlier.
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110%er [7297]
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Re: Your inference of my untimely implication is
Jun 5, 2014, 4:12 PM
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i aint be so smart as dat, but i reckon yo riginal kweshon was bout whatd i axe another coot, not ewe, rite?
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CU Medallion [61842]
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Sorry ... I don't speak cootinese.***
Jun 5, 2014, 4:14 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Too little too late coot!***
Jun 5, 2014, 4:16 PM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 3:53 PM
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say... "Bless Your Heart"
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All-TigerNet [10572]
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I just say -- Why ?
Jun 5, 2014, 3:57 PM
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that's it. Why ?
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CU Guru [1123]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 4:09 PM
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#####.
What? You said keep it clean
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Orange Blooded [2698]
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Re: Count Teeth***
Jun 5, 2014, 4:33 PM
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CU Medallion [61842]
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(Works for Mountaineers and Razorbacks, too.)***
Jun 6, 2014, 6:49 AM
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CU Guru [1099]
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Re: Complete the phrase: (Keep it clean)
Jun 5, 2014, 6:19 PM
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smug smile and an oh well look.
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Walk-On [140]
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well bless your heart***
Jun 5, 2014, 6:29 PM
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All-In [25393]
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I usually suggest they visit the nearest church quickly...
Jun 5, 2014, 6:37 PM
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That's because the Almighty in His infinite wisdom initially deemed that all mankind would attend Clemson.
The bad seed were then tossed out...and given vouchers to the University of South Carolina. lol
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All-In [27366]
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Make sure my wallet's still in my pants pocket.***
Jun 5, 2014, 7:32 PM
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All-In [49613]
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...pay them for the pizza.***
Jun 5, 2014, 8:37 PM
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