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Heisman Winner [137952]
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So, the 4 year old just walked in on..."that".
Aug 28, 2015, 10:20 AM
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"Mommy and Daddy are tired, we're taking a nap." Fortunately, that was the end of the discussion as she had moved on to something else with her 4 year old ADD attention span. The good news: I got a raincheck for tonight. Which I predict will be totally disregarded.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Wow, horrible parents
Aug 28, 2015, 10:21 AM
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SHE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW HOW SHE WAS CREATED
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So 19She's family is a little more "open" about the things
Aug 28, 2015, 10:25 AM
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they discuss and joke about than I'm used to. I'm talking to her and her dad at Disneyland a few years back (that backdrop helps paint the picture), and they're talking about how ##### positions can affect a child's personality, in theory. So I'm already uncomfortable, because dad. 19She then says "I'm surprised the first two didn't come out barking." What the shit, man? Don't say that to your dad IN FRONT OF ME.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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That's a little awkward
Aug 28, 2015, 10:28 AM
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Best move would have probably been to pat him on the ### and give him a wink.
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Legend [17753]
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Then blow in his ear and say 'you're next'.***
Aug 28, 2015, 10:30 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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This is why 4 year olds go to Pre K.***
Aug 28, 2015, 10:24 AM
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Bruh, you didn't finish after the daughter left?***
Aug 28, 2015, 10:25 AM
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All-In [38191]
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that = ####
Aug 28, 2015, 10:26 AM
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Heisman Winner [137952]
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Dunno if she feels like strapping it on tonight, honestly.***
Aug 28, 2015, 10:27 AM
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All-In [38191]
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pegging?
Aug 28, 2015, 10:27 AM
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nice.
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110%er [7390]
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Which witch?
Aug 28, 2015, 10:26 AM
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Be more specific.
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Former neighbor got busted too... One day their 3 or 4
Aug 28, 2015, 10:40 AM
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year old says to mommy, mommy, can I pee on you!
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All-In [31896]
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The "raincheck"...I feel your pain...
Aug 28, 2015, 10:43 AM
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% of honored rainchecks is disturbingly low.
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"Mommy, how do you sleep in the crab walk position facing
Aug 28, 2015, 10:51 AM
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away from daddy while he's on his back?"
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"How does daddy sleep with that mask on?"***
Aug 28, 2015, 10:54 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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WHY IS THERE A BANANA ATTACHED TO THE CHIN OF THE MASK?***
Aug 28, 2015, 12:14 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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"Can I have some of the pudding on your chest?"***
Aug 28, 2015, 12:18 PM
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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thanks
Aug 28, 2015, 10:59 AM
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the twins are 3. I think I'll go ahead and have the talk with them. Should be less awkward. Go ahead and get it out of the way. The sooner they know....ya know?
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How did you explain the midget,the goat and the caution tape***
Aug 28, 2015, 11:19 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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you just described 1/2 of all kids books
Aug 28, 2015, 11:21 AM
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it'd probably be very exciting seeing it come to life, like disney on ice with more smells
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GOOD LOWERED, 19B.
Aug 28, 2015, 11:28 AM
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WHAT WAS SHE DOING OUT OF HER CRATE?!?!?!??
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Well, apparently...
Aug 28, 2015, 12:16 PM
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he was about to have sex with her.
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Best way to prevent that from happening is to lock your
Aug 28, 2015, 11:29 AM
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chastity belt
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