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CU Medallion [64837]
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Birthday gift ideas for @sarahadidas.
Jun 17, 2019, 11:40 AM
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Restraints:
Must be able to be purchased locally since her BD is tomorrow.
Must be cheap, but seem expensive.
Even though y'all (hopefully) don't know her, it needs to seem thoughtful.
Not be a goat, chicken, cat, or dog.
Not be sex from another man (unless absolutely necessary).
Ready????? Go...
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All-In [38514]
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Good thing for us...
Jun 17, 2019, 11:43 AM
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*####* is not sex. Because that's what we're all giving her.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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*####* is not sex... I know your uncle told you that when
Jun 17, 2019, 11:45 AM
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you were a kid, but I think most folks would tend to disagree.
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All-In [35541]
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Re: *####* is not sex... I know your uncle told you that when
Jun 17, 2019, 11:58 AM
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If you call it anal sex, its sex but if you just call it anal you're good
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: *####* is not sex... I know your uncle told you that when
Jun 17, 2019, 12:08 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I've got something she doesn't even know she wants...
Jun 17, 2019, 11:47 AM
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oh wait...just saw your "Not be sex from another man" stipulation.
NAVVERMIND
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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McLovin, you beautiful ######!
Jun 17, 2019, 12:07 PM
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She was super jealous of the Tevas that I bought last week. Maybe I'll grab her a pair of them. Plus, I need to return some stuff to Academy Sports, so I'll already be in the area today.
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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you can use pretty much anything for restraints
Jun 17, 2019, 11:49 AM
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rope, cord, bandannas, twine, t-shirts, ...
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I prefer to use zip ties that I steal from work.***
Jun 17, 2019, 12:04 PM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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You didn't say it couldn't be a pig
Jun 17, 2019, 11:53 AM
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So i say get her a pig.
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CU Medallion [66079]
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d00d, MASSAGE ENVY gift certificate
Jun 17, 2019, 11:55 AM
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BUTT, I would purchase one of the below items
1. pressure washer
2. set of Milwaukee 18V compatible tools
3. New tires
4. A parking pass for Clemson home games
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Massage Envy.... oh man. Way to dig up old painful memories***
Jun 17, 2019, 12:03 PM
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Heisman Winner [135917]
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If you want to really impress her
Jun 17, 2019, 11:55 AM
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A gift card from the closest Dollar General, is not recommended
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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2005 Toyota 4Runner with 235k miles and a few
Jun 17, 2019, 11:58 AM
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love stains in the back seat
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Love stains?
Jun 17, 2019, 12:02 PM
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They must be from a previous owner, because I know none of your gravy goes to waste.
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Oculus Spirit [97727]
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Naw. Those are the 273 kids he didn't have.***
Jun 17, 2019, 12:09 PM
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Oculus Spirit [97727]
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Restraints.......done.
Jun 17, 2019, 12:01 PM
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Meets your criteria listed below as well.
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Oculus Spirit [79253]
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Get her something to better herself like
Jun 17, 2019, 12:25 PM
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divorce papers
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All-In [26692]
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My man, I got you
Jun 17, 2019, 1:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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A bikini that is far too
Jun 17, 2019, 1:18 PM
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small for her.
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