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New QB for Scar.
Sep 24, 2014, 9:31 AM
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The OBS was looking a videos of potential recruits and was just plumb tuckered out. He turned off the DVD and switched over to CNN and saw the most amazing person. An Israeli soldier heaved a grenade thru an palestinian hideout 150 yards away and KaBoom!!--blew it up.
He then threw another grenade into a suicide ISIS vehicle 90 yards away and destroyed it as well.
OBS said"I've got to have this guy!!!"
He went to Tel Aviv, had the kid sign the dotted line, and brought him back.
Later, the kid phoned his Mom and told her, "Mom, guess what???? We just won the SEC East and will be playing Alabama for the SEC Championship!!!"
His Mom replied " You are not my Son!" He countered, "But Mom, can't you hear all the cock-a-doodle doos behind me cheering???"
She said, " I said you are not my son? The town here is in ruins, your two brothers have been beaten unmercifully the last three nights, gunshots are heard at all hours, and I can't let your sister out of the house for fear she will be raped and kidnapped."
She concluded, "and I will never forgive you for making us move to Columbia..."
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Best Joke all day
Sep 24, 2014, 10:25 AM
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Re: New QB for Scar.
Sep 24, 2014, 10:28 AM
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That is a goot one.
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Tell 'em capon
Sep 24, 2014, 11:24 AM
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smh
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Is it Friday already?***
Sep 24, 2014, 10:30 AM
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Rock Defender [56]
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Best one i've heard in a while.
Sep 24, 2014, 10:30 AM
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Too #### funny.
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Re: New QB for Scar.
Sep 24, 2014, 10:39 AM
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Instant classic!!!!
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110%er [7297]
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i doubt this story is true
Sep 24, 2014, 10:42 AM
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sos watching film of recruits?
you sure?
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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He could be multitasking while on his exercise ball?***
Sep 24, 2014, 10:43 AM
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110%er [7010]
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Re: i doubt this story is true
Sep 24, 2014, 3:53 PM
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Don't you remember Todd Ellistein from a few years back?????
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110%er [9666]
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That one made me LOL out loud.***
Sep 24, 2014, 4:04 PM
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All-In [25393]
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LOL....LOL....LOL....Worth repeating 100 times. LOL***
Sep 24, 2014, 4:31 PM
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Re: New QB for Scar.
Sep 24, 2014, 5:02 PM
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This is not funny..... the subject matter is to serious.
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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New one for me- too funny. 1 recruit's mother
Sep 24, 2014, 5:17 PM
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told me they visited spurrier and the subject of religion was brought up and slurrier said it is not his job to be a preacher, that his job is to coach football and that is what he will do. She said that visit ended right after that.
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