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Applying for jobs online sucks.
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Applying for jobs online sucks.


Jan 14, 2016, 10:27 AM

Does anyone want to proof my resume and provide feedback?

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Welcome to my world.***


Jan 14, 2016, 10:31 AM



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Here's an idea, but keep it close the vest:


Jan 14, 2016, 12:21 PM

You play the guitar on the M.T.V.

Money for nothing, chicks for free....What more could you ask for?

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That little ##### he's a millionaire.***


Jan 14, 2016, 12:29 PM



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Re: Applying for jobs online sucks.


Jan 14, 2016, 10:32 AM

Photo shop a compromising pic. of the person doing the hiring and include it with on line resume. Guaranteed to get you hired pronto on line.

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You know the worst part? You spend hours putting


Jan 14, 2016, 10:33 AM

together a resume that looks really professional.

Once you then upload it to the average company's online application tool, in a matter of seconds it's made to look like it was formatted by a retarded chimpanzee.

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Uploaded it to Cree and it just parsed the data into


Jan 14, 2016, 10:35 AM

their online form, don't even use the resume.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


I love it when it turns your Goudy fonted resume to


Jan 14, 2016, 10:37 AM [ in reply to You know the worst part? You spend hours putting ]

unformatted text, turns the bullets to asterisks, and any possessive "s" to a question mark.

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I got those feels man***


Jan 14, 2016, 10:34 AM



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Filling out the applications suck


Jan 14, 2016, 10:41 AM

I really like when they want a month day and year that I quit a job in 1996.

I barely remember the job, much less the day I quit, or the people I worked with.

I returned to the job I had 10 weeks ago (for almost 6 years) and had to fill out an application.

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Well, I was told I had a job, then had to fill out an


Jan 14, 2016, 11:02 AM

application. Now the recruiter tells me that the PM won't call him back.

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My wife, The English Perfesser,


Jan 14, 2016, 11:02 AM

has edited novels and resumes by the hundreds over the years. I'm certain she would help out. If interested, let me know

Edited novels will cost you. Resumes are free

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I've been away from Tnet for awhile


Jan 14, 2016, 11:23 AM

What did I miss

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#####. Lots and lots of #####.


Jan 14, 2016, 11:26 AM

Aero on Shorty, Dong on Shorty, Dong on McLovin, McLovin on his sister... the list goes on and on

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ROH


Nothing, I'm just looking for a possible change***


Jan 14, 2016, 1:32 PM [ in reply to I've been away from Tnet for awhile ]



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Sirrius answer is sirrius


Jan 14, 2016, 12:26 PM

You're wasting your time online...

http://www.recruitingblogs.com/profiles/blogs/80-of-today-s-jobs-are-landed-through-networking

Good luck....What kind of job are you looking for?

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Electrical Engineering***


Jan 14, 2016, 1:32 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Why would you want to change jobs now?


Jan 14, 2016, 12:39 PM

Don't you have complete and total power over @clemsonrulez08?

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If only he took the job that was on the 2nd floor of my


Jan 14, 2016, 1:33 PM

office building!

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


There are days I wish I had


Jan 14, 2016, 2:02 PM

But land development just isn't stable enough in this economy.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I learned that about 4 years ago and that is ABSOLUTELY


Jan 14, 2016, 3:02 PM

correct...plus it is alot more stressful. You make someone a few million bucks over time and they beat your asss down over a couple of hours extra re-desgning a lot layout so you can fit the detention pond in...the one that think is un-necessary.

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I'd like for you to submit a plan for two acres I have.


Jan 14, 2016, 3:07 PM

I'm going to put hate on it.

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