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Orange Blooded [2839]
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10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 1:03 PM
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1. Dabo Swinney because his name is Dabo and he is the boss so he gets some blame.
2. Chad Morris because our offense only scored touchdowns 75% of the time and not 100%.
3. Brent Venables because he is from Oklahoma and I hate Sooners and also because he has had 4 games to coach, he should have 11 1st Team All-Americans out there on defense by now.
4. Joey Batson because... heck, why not? Everyone else blames him for no reason why can't I?
5. President Barker because he is old and he only did 27 pushups in the Tiger mascot against Furman... not 50.
6. Dan Brooks because he wears his hat backward, thus promoting a thug-like culture amongst our defensive line.
7. C.J. Spiller because he was just so dang good and he isn't here anymore.
8. Clemson University because the girls on campus are just too good looking, thus giving our players something to focus on besides football.
9. John Swofford because you can't go a day on TigerNet without mentioning your hatred toward Swoffie and the ACC and I don't want to get landblasted.
and last but not least.... 10. The Gamecocks just because you can't talk about Clemson without mentioning our superior SEC brothers in the beautiful city of Columbia. (gag)
Feel free to add all of your sarcastic reasons why we lost, because there's always an excuse for everything.
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Amateur [30]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 1:05 PM
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11. Because of fans like you.
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All-TigerNet [13251]
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12. B/c your meter is broke...
Sep 24, 2012, 1:09 PM
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#13. Your pulse is too low.
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All-In [30493]
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CLEAR!!!***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:18 PM
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All-In [30593]
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TNET***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:07 PM
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All-TigerNet [11435]
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#1 blame goes to
Sep 24, 2012, 1:08 PM
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Nkemdiche for not being born a year sooner, we could use him on the line also to Branch and Thompson for being born too soon
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All-In [27366]
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Did you mention ESPN?***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:22 PM
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: #1 blame goes to
Sep 24, 2012, 1:51 PM
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That's a good one haha
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Hall of Famer [24999]
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that goes to the parents***
Sep 24, 2012, 2:20 PM
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Virtuoso [625]
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You forgot one more....
Sep 24, 2012, 1:09 PM
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You forgot to mention Ron Cherry...just because.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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^^^that really is a glaring omission***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:10 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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#11 - The woohoo***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:11 PM
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CU Guru [1261]
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12. We were looking ahead to Boston College***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:14 PM
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CU Guru [1921]
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Re: 12. We were looking ahead to Boston College***
Sep 25, 2012, 10:22 AM
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Bobby Robinson
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All-In [30493]
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Because the sky is Carolina Blue.***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:18 PM
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 1:18 PM
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Haha you guys really think I'm serious? I tried to come up with the most ridiculous stuff possible. I guess if I mentioned Ron Cherry in the first place you would have picked up on the whole "add your sarcastic reasons here" thing.
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All-In [30493]
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Mine was
Sep 24, 2012, 1:19 PM
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was it not? 
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: Mine was
Sep 24, 2012, 1:52 PM
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Haha no the Carolina Blue one was great.
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: Did you mention ESPN?***
Sep 24, 2012, 1:29 PM
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I think I mentioned the SEC and they are one in the same so maybe
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 2:23 PM
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what about the schedule? we are never able to test all our great talent when we only play 1 decent team a year.
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Hall of Famer [24999]
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The Seminole nation of Florida
Sep 24, 2012, 2:25 PM
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for allowing the Chief to exist thus throwing his flaming spear and spooking the team
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110%er [7010]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 2:41 PM
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39. Lee Corso
40. louser holtz
41. Lee Harvey Oswald
42. Janet Jackson wardrobe mal-function re-run
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Legend [19808]
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11. Because of Ron Cherry. Even though he wasn't the Ref,
Sep 24, 2012, 2:54 PM
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he surely asked some of the other Refs to Give Clemson the business.
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CU Guru [1431]
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Swofford should be #1....***
Sep 24, 2012, 2:56 PM
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Heisman Winner [140555]
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DIPPIN DOTS!!!!!!!***
Sep 24, 2012, 3:04 PM
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All-American [581]
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George Bush, he's blamed for everything else...***
Sep 24, 2012, 3:35 PM
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110%er [5084]
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Actually had someone tell me we lost because Boyd didn't
Sep 24, 2012, 8:41 PM
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play well. Horse laughed right in his face.
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CU Medallion [61842]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 8:51 PM
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29. Jack Leggett because he recruits from the Northeast.
30. PCPD for allowing the guy to stop Dabo on his way to the TigerCalls Bi-Lo.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 8:56 PM
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I still blame York Tiger and the Dude from WVa because we should have been in the Big 12 and we wouldn't have had to even play a weakazz ACC team like FSU.
Disclaimer: We can only use this excuse if FSU stayed in the ACC instead of going to the Big 12 with us.
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Legend [16439]
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Kornblut and Deptula get passes?
Sep 24, 2012, 9:25 PM
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WTH?
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110%er [5712]
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Landblasted?
Sep 24, 2012, 9:44 PM
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I think this mental giant means lambasted.
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CU Guru [1146]
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What rock have you been under? Everyone knows it's
Sep 24, 2012, 9:48 PM
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Landblasted.
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All-In [32656]
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It's a military phrase - you wouldn't get it.***
Sep 25, 2012, 6:22 AM
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Orange Blooded [4747]
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I think this list deserves
Sep 24, 2012, 9:57 PM
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a ticker take parade.
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: Landblasted?
Sep 24, 2012, 10:41 PM
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Only 130 posts, you get a pass. You probably correct people when they address someone on Tigernet as Deer so and so.
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CU Guru [1321]
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Gotta take it with a grade of slaw.***
Sep 24, 2012, 10:43 PM
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CU Guru [1899]
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Re: Gotta take it with a grade of slaw.*** & serving of BBQ
Sep 25, 2012, 3:00 AM
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and a big bowl of Brunswick Stew!
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Athletic Dir [858]
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Don't forget the Germans...***
Sep 24, 2012, 10:12 PM
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CU Guru [1019]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 10:19 PM
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14. The 8 PM start which I guess is indirectly ABC/ESPN's fault...we had all day to drink and eat...and the fans were too tired to yell 100% of the time.
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: 10 People to blame for our loss to FSU:
Sep 24, 2012, 10:42 PM
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Because you guys didn't pace yourselves. The group here at my apartment in Clemson was going crazy all night.
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Orange Blooded [2989]
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Post of the Evening. Bravo!!!!
Sep 24, 2012, 11:59 PM
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CU Guru [1803]
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Mickey-he said we have to outscore to win....***
Sep 25, 2012, 12:23 AM
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Orange Blooded [4757]
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#11. Ken Hatfield
Sep 25, 2012, 1:01 AM
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Just because.
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Orange Blooded [4787]
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the president and/or ad who fired danny ford.
Sep 25, 2012, 3:30 AM
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if we would of had 'ol df on the sidelines, we would have won by 3!
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Legend [16507]
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I think it was the gravitivity and the polarity............***
Sep 25, 2012, 10:26 AM
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CU Guru [1947]
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The SAMMICH MAKER***
Sep 25, 2012, 11:02 AM
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All-In [47844]
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Ha, that's easy!
Sep 25, 2012, 11:20 AM
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1. Dabo Swinney
2. Dabo Swinney
3. Dabo Swinney
4. Dabo Swinney
5. Dabo Swinney
6. Dabo Swinney
7. Dabo Swinney
8. Dabo Swinney
9. Dabo Swinney
10. Dabo Swinney
Signed,
Lowcountry Raconteur/BlueCaddie
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