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Legend [16384]
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ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 30, 2023, 1:28 PM
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There’s nothing like losing your way
That drives men to seek God and pray.
Some statue? Some beads?
These won’t meet your needs -
When helpless, THEN God makes a way.
Praying for an opportunity and some football-grippin hands this Saturday.
TIGERS 27 DOMERS 26
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All-TigerNet [10828]
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 30, 2023, 1:37 PM
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I hate to offer this limerick,
Because it really makes me sick.
But when the Irish come to town,
On Tiger faces they'll put a frown,
And will win by more than a kick.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 31, 2023, 6:10 AM
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The little gold ball on your head
Reminds me of something once said:
“Adorn yourselves not
In gold or pearls, thot -
Submit like a woman instead.”
1 Timothy 2:9-11, paraphrased
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/thot
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 31, 2023, 1:36 PM
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The Dabster is riled up, and rightly.
This dropoff has wound him up tightly,
And that often means
The ensuing scenes
Get serious. Don’t take us lightly…
Domers beware - Dabo has a way of making headlines when y’all come here…
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 2, 2023, 4:39 PM
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Deon Cain really missed an opportunity to turn that into a TD. Should have come back into the play to put a shoulder on 38 or 10, or both.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 1, 2023, 7:24 AM
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The theses are drawn up in full.
You’ll play like a china-shop bull,
But as it progresses,
My or’nge-colored guess is
A charm from our own butts we’ll pull…
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 1, 2023, 1:19 PM
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Lou Holtzsh, with his impreshise dictionsh,
Ain’t great, y’all, deshpite your convictionsh,
Hish credsh, in the end,
Like Manti’sh girlfriend,
Are bashic’lly glorified fictionsh.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 2, 2023, 1:54 PM
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Performance of late has been draggin,
And some of our fans are now naggin
The coach and complaining -
Meanwhile, you’re sustaining
Our great nation’s largest bandwagon.
Percentage of ND fans who are ND alums? Bout 1.5% or so.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
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Nov 2, 2023, 4:12 PM
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Don’t think for a minute our hands
Are occupied with the demands
Of media ravings -
This team’s hunger cravings
For vict’ry consume all our plans.
We’re gonna crank down tight on Saddidy, Domers.
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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 2, 2023, 5:12 PM
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We are going to play Notre Dame
And we fear the result will be the same
but winning or losing
We'll all do our choosing
and go home with our arm around some dame
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