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Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:15 AM
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Mary had an airplane,
she loved to fly up in the mist.
Oh, how foolish Mary was,
her little *.
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No, I don't. Here's another one.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:17 AM
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Mary had a little lamb.
It never became a sheep.
You see, it joined a Baptist church
And died from lack of sleep!
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Re: No, I don't. Here's another one.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:20 AM
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Mary had a little lamb,
It slept behind the heater.
And every time it turned around,
It burnt its little ......
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Re: No, I don't. Here's another one.
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Jan 28, 2023, 4:09 PM
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mary had a little lamb she also had a bear i often saw her little lamb but i never saw her bear.
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:28 AM
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
rover drove her
cause he had a bone of his own
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The Dice Man Cometh...***
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:32 AM
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Little Boy Blew...***
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Jan 28, 2023, 11:49 AM
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:29 AM
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I don’t get the first one, but the others are hilarious. I don’t have any to add but keep them coming because it’s great on a Saturday morning.
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 11:50 AM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 12:58 PM
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You think they went after water?
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 1:57 PM
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So they have 2 eight points and fitty cents?
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:30 AM
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Nope- old brain cells- long term rhyming deficits
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:43 AM
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider & sat down beside her
and she stomped the chit outa it
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:46 AM
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Hint: That little star is called an asterisk(a** to risk). Get it now?
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:48 AM
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it now.
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Jan 28, 2023, 9:52 AM
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Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the other two got away clean.
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 10:34 AM
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Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as soot.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Its s sooty foot he put.
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 1:01 PM
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Mary had a little lamb
with this lamb she went to sleep
sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb
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Re: Get it?……..
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Jan 28, 2023, 2:04 PM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill.
They each had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents.
Do you think they went up for water?
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