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Orange Blooded [3942]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:51 PM
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You wear shirts that profess your love for #####.
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110%er [5430]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:52 PM
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your front and back doors are 8 feet apart.
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110%er [6402]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:55 PM
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You gave me too much change back for the pizza.
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null [3984]
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Look into his eye - he is lying through his tooth***
May 25, 2007, 2:54 PM
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Legend [18269]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:55 PM
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You were actually stupid enough to buy a "spurlid"
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110%er [5430]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:55 PM
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You won "Best Mullet" 4 years in a row.
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Know-it-all [2486]
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You ask if I want fries with that?***
May 25, 2007, 2:56 PM
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Orange Blooded [3942]
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Re: You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:57 PM
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you read the police blotter before the sports page everyday.
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110%er [6402]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:59 PM
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You're STILL wondering who paid for the air in those balloons. And you're mad about it.
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Know-it-all [2486]
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Heh heh. Nice.***
May 25, 2007, 3:01 PM
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110%er [5696]
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You leave halfway through the conversation.***
May 25, 2007, 2:59 PM
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null [3984]
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Re: You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 2:59 PM
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every pair of bluejeans that you own are cutoff just above the thigh
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110%er [5696]
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I can't find my laptop.***
May 25, 2007, 3:01 PM
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Orange Blooded [3942]
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You think Todd Ellis could still win the Heisman.***
May 25, 2007, 3:02 PM
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null [3984]
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selling $15 Dell's at the local flea market***
May 25, 2007, 3:03 PM
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110%er [5696]
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I saw you pissing in the woods at Augusta.***
May 25, 2007, 3:04 PM
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null [3984]
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totally unneccessary
May 25, 2007, 3:05 PM
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funny as crap though
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110%er [5696]
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Sorry...I thought the filter would catch that.***
May 25, 2007, 3:06 PM
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null [3984]
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i wasn't offended***
May 25, 2007, 3:11 PM
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Letterman [297]
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Re: You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 3:05 PM
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You like Coldplay
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Orange Blooded [3942]
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or Hootie and the Blowfish.***
May 25, 2007, 3:06 PM
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110%er [6402]
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That "Happy Lou Year" bumper sticker that's still on the
May 25, 2007, 3:09 PM
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back of your pimped out corolla.
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Letterman [297]
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Orange Blooded [3942]
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30yr old virgin
May 25, 2007, 3:10 PM
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30
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Letterman [297]
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close...but off by a decade :)***
May 25, 2007, 3:13 PM
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110%er [6402]
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20 year old sl#t ?***
May 25, 2007, 3:43 PM
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Legend [18269]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 3:08 PM
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You sold a girl a gun and THEN broke into her apartment after she paid you in fake cash.
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110%er [5430]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 3:11 PM
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You would take a Hot Karl from Holtz.
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Orange Blooded [3942]
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Your cup of ice smells like poop.***
May 25, 2007, 3:12 PM
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null [1400]
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you've put a new "Wait Til Next Year" bumper sticker on
May 25, 2007, 3:13 PM
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every year for the last 17.
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All-TigerNet [13891]
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You have a rejection letter from Clemson*******
May 25, 2007, 3:13 PM
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110%er [5466]
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I logged in just to give a point to that one!***
May 25, 2007, 5:01 PM
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Zealot [583]
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You're still surprised when Cocky busts out of the black box***
May 25, 2007, 3:15 PM
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CU Medallion [53289]
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that is actually a jail cell***
May 25, 2007, 3:46 PM
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110%er [5696]
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You know what phase of Rusty's plan we're in.***
May 25, 2007, 3:18 PM
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Zealot [583]
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You prefer dust and pavement over trees, grass and lakes***
May 25, 2007, 3:25 PM
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CU Medallion [53289]
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You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 3:42 PM
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Your biggest supporters hobo up in train cars like the rest of your family
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Orange Blooded [3974]
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You have your hand in your g'friend's back pocket as you
May 25, 2007, 3:43 PM
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stroll through the mall.
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Junkie [523]
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Re: You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 4:46 PM
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You still don't know what I'm talking about when I mention the number 63-17
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110%er [5466]
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You got a letter from PETA...
May 25, 2007, 5:18 PM
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...Requesting that you change the name of your mascot because it is insulting to chickens.
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null [43]
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Re: You know how I know you're a coot?
May 25, 2007, 5:31 PM
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You didn't get accepted to Clemson.
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