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Heisman Winner [138011]
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6 year old falls off bed last night rough housing with
Nov 18, 2014, 9:38 AM
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his sisters. Fractures his humerus just above the elbow. Did not find it humerus. Cried, in fact. I just assumed it wasn't broken since I didn't see any bones sticking out of the skin, but 19She insisted on going to the ER for X-rays. Good thing, since they sent him immediately to MUSC for surgery. And now I'M the asshole who didn't think he needed to go to the ER.
I got home at 3:30am, took the girls to school at 8, and headed back to MUSC now. Surgery went well, and we gon get a bright orange cast for rivalry week, yo.
Who's jealous of my night?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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No more monkeys jumping on the bed.***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:40 AM
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Think he learned a lesson?
Nov 18, 2014, 9:41 AM
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Eff no.
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Yikes. Greenr always suggests no visit to ER. So far so
Nov 18, 2014, 9:40 AM
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good since there was no skull fractures the night SonofGreenr hit his head on the floor and puked (still went to ER and got nice bill for it)
Glad he is doing better. Where were the parents during all of this? Probably freebasing cocaine or something like that.
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Heisman Winner [138011]
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If I'm not mistaken,
Nov 18, 2014, 9:42 AM
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they were freebasing cocaine.
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#WhiteFolks***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:46 AM
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All-TigerNet [11019]
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Me.***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:41 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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i don't get it
Nov 18, 2014, 9:41 AM
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are we or are we NOT supposed to be laughing??
butt yeah, that sucks. My daughter (then 4 years old) fell out of a hotel bed and luckily broke her fall w/ her teeth. Apparently, they can be pushed back 45 degrees and eventually re-situate themselves. good to know for the future.
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Legend [17753]
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Gravity and kids don't mix.***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:41 AM
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All-TigerNet [11213]
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So when is your appointment with DSS?
Nov 18, 2014, 9:42 AM
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Because clearly he didn't fall off the bed. CLEARLY. And, in the interest of the child, you'll need to prove you're not an abuser.
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110%er [8243]
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The ER doc that checked out my son
Nov 18, 2014, 9:49 AM
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pressed areas on his back and chest to check for bruising. That offended and comforted me at the same time.
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All-TigerNet [11213]
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Closest I've come is when sonofjroberts whacked his head
Nov 18, 2014, 9:59 AM
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at gymnastics, jumping off the vault into the ball pit. He did a half-back flip and caught back of his head against the adjustment handle on the way down. Two staples, some TLC.
daughterofjroberts barfed all over the ER floor after seeing the blood. Good times.
Doctor was all like "he jumped and hit what?" with that look in his eye. Luckily we had a copy of the incident report from the gymnastics place in hand.
Same feels. Good to know they're looking out for the kids like that. Hate feeling like the accused, tho.
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Rock Defender [54]
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WTFuck is an ER?***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:43 AM
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All-In [47799]
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where illegals go for médico***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:50 AM
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Rock Defender [54]
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I bet there are cops there
Nov 18, 2014, 10:06 AM
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~Lakebum
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Oculus Spirit [75738]
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Who won the title belt?***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:44 AM
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110%er [8243]
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My boy just got his orange cast off.
Nov 18, 2014, 9:45 AM
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He fell while being chased by girls in the school gym, so he says. The wife and I took him to the ER, even though I didn't believe it was broken. I was the ########. Feels.
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Oculus Spirit [75738]
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Re: My boy just got his orange cast off.
Nov 18, 2014, 9:49 AM
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Y'all need to stop breaking your kids, you are driving up your company's health care claims.
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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lol at paying for the ER. Just drop the kid off and walk
Nov 18, 2014, 9:55 AM
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away. They will take care of them and you can get them back later.
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You don't even have to get out of the car
Nov 18, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Just honk your horn, and the kid will come out to you.
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pic of 19She yelling at you in her PJs??***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:47 AM
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+1***
Nov 18, 2014, 10:52 AM
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Your night outdoes mine***
Nov 18, 2014, 9:53 AM
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glad he's mostly OK. no growth plate involvement i hope.
Nov 18, 2014, 9:55 AM
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i was the a-hole this summer when mrs. kville woke up in the middle of the night vomiting and having intense stomach pain. i thought she had food poisoning or something. she drove herself to the ER at 1:00 am and had an emergency appendectomy at 7:00 am. i'm still living that one down. in my defense, someone had to stay home with the kids, cook their pop tarts, and walk them to the buss stop. and i got her some flowers.
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d00d
Nov 18, 2014, 9:58 AM
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you are such an ########
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I assume it looked more like this
Nov 18, 2014, 10:14 AM
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Mr Peterson, stop throwing your kid off the bed.***
Nov 18, 2014, 10:17 AM
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What a mean dad you are?
Nov 18, 2014, 10:18 AM
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NICE!!!
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All-TigerNet [10157]
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I wore an ^ss hole hat yestidy... School bus came earlier
Nov 18, 2014, 10:27 AM
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in the afternoon and I wasn't there. Son's mom happened to be and picked him up. However she didn't notify me. I sat and waited. She wouldn't respond to text messages or phone calls. Finally she answered and confirmed that she picked him up.
I'm the ^######?
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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Sounds like she is a B. You should have had her arrested
Nov 18, 2014, 10:29 AM
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for kidnapping.
Not really, but I would have semi-freaked out.
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Re: Sounds like she is a B. You should have had her arrested
Nov 18, 2014, 10:35 AM
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I was getting worried. She was a B ( capital letters B)! I was about to call the school and ask if he was still on the bus?
She likes to make me feel bad and I was. She'll be asking me to buy her some things tomorrow before I head out of town for work.
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Wait wait wait
Nov 18, 2014, 10:40 AM
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Is this your wife or ex-wife? She pulls something like that, then expects you to buy her some sh!t to make up for it? You should buy her something alright - divorce papers.
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you have kids?***
Nov 18, 2014, 10:48 AM
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110%er [5791]
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Friday morning at 0530, our special needs kid pulled the
Nov 18, 2014, 10:50 AM
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dresser over on top of himself. Apparently he got the top 2 drawers open, and decided to pull himself up with them.
He was fine, but since he can't talk, or tell us if something hurts, we went to the ER just to make sure he didn't have a concussion or something.
Anxiously waiting for the bill.
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110%er [8243]
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L bracket that effer to the wall.
Nov 18, 2014, 10:53 AM
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The dresser, not the kid.
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Re: L bracket that effer to the wall.
Nov 18, 2014, 10:58 AM
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If you did the kid, he wouldn't be able to pull the dresser over anymore.
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110%er [5791]
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I bet Paul Johnson tried to tell his RB to just shake it off
Nov 18, 2014, 11:00 AM
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walk around a bit and it will be ok.
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Re: Son of Maddog had same issue when his was 6
Nov 18, 2014, 11:39 AM
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falling off of a swing set in a playground. Upper arm snapped. Surgery to put pin in. Pretty humbling experience seeing your six year old try to be tough and weather through the pain.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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I sat around my garage and got drunk and watched family guy.
Nov 18, 2014, 11:58 AM
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No ER visits though.
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