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Heisman Winner [111647]
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So this coot was hanging out by the water cooler at work
Mar 27, 2017, 10:48 AM
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and of course he had the biggest #### eating grin I have seen from him in quite some time. Normally he just goes about his work and just looks at the floor when he walks by. Anyway, before he could get a word out, I told him that we ran out of water bottles early this month and to order a few extras and that last month he forgot to take the tab off of the water bottle before setting it on the pedestal which left a plastic taste in the water. I also so said, "if you can not get this right, we will go with another water delivery service and I will email your boss explaining that your incompetence cost him the business."
the look on his face was priceless. I wish I had my phone on me, but another coot is replacing the glass at that mall kiosk where you get the cracked screen fixed..
lol, classic coot beatdown.
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Sounds like you really got him good...
Mar 27, 2017, 10:51 AM
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I got a coot here at the office that is the front desk person. She is itching to say something, i can tell every time I walk by.
Any advice?
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Oculus Spirit [96873]
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I could definitely give you some advice but first I would
Mar 27, 2017, 10:53 AM
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need to see pigs
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She is old, u into that bro?***
Mar 27, 2017, 11:00 AM
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Oculus Spirit [96873]
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Does she have big
Mar 27, 2017, 11:12 AM
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bank account?
If so, maybe.
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Yes, she has huge
Mar 27, 2017, 11:35 AM
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bank account. Should I Tmale u her #?
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Re: Sounds like you really got him good...
Mar 27, 2017, 10:53 AM
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first of all, why is a coot the first thing people see when they enter your place of work?
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Well, I dont do the hiring for all the peons...
Mar 27, 2017, 11:02 AM
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I have people for that.
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Re: So this coot was hanging out by the water cooler at work
Mar 27, 2017, 10:52 AM
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where do you come up with this crap?
I honestly thought this was funny as HEcrapLL!!!!
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Oculus Spirit [96873]
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That's not nice***
Mar 27, 2017, 10:53 AM
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Re: That's not nice***
Mar 27, 2017, 10:54 AM
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It was meant as a compliment. thought it was hilarious. I actually LOL'ed.
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Re: That's not nice***
Mar 27, 2017, 11:09 AM
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when it comes to coots, they write the material for me.
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For my future edification
Mar 27, 2017, 11:57 AM
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is it lulz'ed or lol - er - LOL'ed?
Aksing for a friend. TIA in advance!
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Re: For my future edification
Mar 27, 2017, 1:25 PM
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OMG! IDK...HTH...SMH...TTYL!!
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Re: We've ruined ####...***
Mar 27, 2017, 12:23 PM
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AGAIN!!??!!
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In my defense, I try to be the best moran I can be.***
Mar 27, 2017, 1:58 PM
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Served!
Mar 27, 2017, 11:14 AM
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They can't help but to walk right into these situations!
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Words of wisdom:
Mar 27, 2017, 2:17 PM
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Never mess with someone who supplies your food or water.
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