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LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2020, 4:19 PM
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Behind all their snark and their yelling, A waft of their fragrance is telling. I’m told the Swamp Cats, When pinned to their mats, More strongly of corn dogs start smelling.
In dat case, bout to be some real skrong cawn dog oduhs in Nawlins come Mondy midnatt...
GO ORANGE TIGERS.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2020, 4:39 PM
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When down to New Orleans we travel, The LSU spin will unravel. Coach O. will start crying, Which sounds like cows dying From eating burned silage and gravel.
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Winner.***
Jan 6, 2020, 7:03 PM
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Roses are Red and LSU Tigers are yellow, that's because they
Jan 6, 2020, 4:41 PM
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suckass
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2020, 5:04 PM
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"They seem the most dominant team." I'm sorry, but doesn't it seem Ironic to you That "Big LSU" Attracts the most media gleam?
We saw the exact thing last year - "Big Bama: The Great Team to Fear" Gave NO ONE a scare-a In ol' Santa Clara. That sixteen-point pittance? How mere.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2020, 6:10 PM
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Coach Ed O has not a clue What those upstate Tigers can do Potter and Spiers kick to our cheers And XT buys beer for the crew.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2020, 9:46 PM
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Please note the egregious disparity In Playoff appearances’ rarity - It’s five in a row Compared to zereaux (Apart from this year). What imparity...
Gonna be a while before Swamp Cats find their way back to the CFP as well...
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There once were some Creoles from the bayous,
Jan 6, 2020, 10:16 PM
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Who thought there was no way that they could lose. But quickly their arrogance would flee, When they saw Trevor and Travis and Tee, And they limped back to the House of the Blues.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 7, 2020, 8:02 AM
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Yes, corndogs, but let’s be specific: Consumption thereof is prolific, But those we’ll be beating Obsess about eating The wieners. They think they’re terrific.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 7, 2020, 1:13 PM
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New Orleans is know for its food. Once LSU’s gumbo gets stewed By Clemson on Monday, We’ll have us a fun day - Some Tigah meat gonna get chewed...
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 7, 2020, 1:47 PM
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When Burreaux played ball for Ohio, Does anyone understand why-o He wasn’t crowned king? You’d think the first string Would bow down and not even try-o...
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 8, 2020, 8:17 PM
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In doing my video study, Results seem to be a bit muddy: Some underling teams Scored big points, it seems. Ol’ Travis might make this turf rutty...
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 8, 2020, 8:53 PM
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There was a team from LSU, Who had to play you know who, But when they started the game, Everything was still the same, so we knew "Clemson can't lose"!
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 8, 2020, 8:56 PM
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Jo Burrows is rather immobile, Thus, I think it fitting and noble For Xavier Thomas, Who’s budding with promise, To pounce with a pop that goes global.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 8, 2020, 9:42 PM
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You might see a sad Cajun cryer, So turn up the heat on your fryer, Dip wiener in corn, And cook. Thus is born An LSU fan pacifier.
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My favorite
Jan 13, 2020, 3:36 PM
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Go Tigers!
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 8, 2020, 10:32 PM
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Bourbon Street guys? Dey filled with Botox!!! Liz-Beth and Troy stay near da docks. But one ting 4-sho, 'Dis ain't bout Burreaux . . . We both love cut'in d?es lamecocks!!!
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 8, 2020, 11:12 PM
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The reason they’re better is clear: The justified general fear Of LSU’s squad Is such because God Loves SEC schools more, I hear...
...especially from Coots.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 9, 2020, 7:07 AM
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This will be Clemson's fifth try, 'Gainst LSU flying so high, Ohio screams "ref," But we're the ones lef, The Crimson Tide only can cry.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 9, 2020, 7:51 AM
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They’ll whine that it just isn’t fair As every last CC of air Gets knocked from his lungs. Queue jaw drops and tongues When Muse hits the hole with Helaire...
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 9, 2020, 1:06 PM
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I heard that you’re wearing all white. You’d think this particular fight Would warrant your darks - They’d hide the brown marks That run down your legs Monday night.
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They gotta pocket full of corn dogs and their homeboys do too
Jan 9, 2020, 1:40 PM
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That's what you have to face when you play the L S and U. They gonna step on the field with gumbo on their breath, And figure out quickly that they're out of their depth. They'll be hard to recognize when the Clemson Cats get through.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 10, 2020, 2:08 PM
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You boys are a pass-happy bunch, And Bama was too. Here’s my hunch: Big Joe will be baited, Throws anticipated, And Clemson’s D eats you for lunch.
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 12, 2020, 5:32 PM
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The ballroom was just fine and dandy. Those fold-up partitions were handy For sections of field Our DBs have sealed - If tested, they’ll steal Burrow’s candy...
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I love my truck, LSU sucks.***
Jan 12, 2020, 5:53 PM
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Re: I love my truck, LSU sucks.***
Jan 12, 2020, 6:06 PM
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Words words blah blah blah LSU sucks more words more blah LSU still sucks words words words words words additional suckage blah blah blah blah blah New Orleans smells like a sewer more blah more blah still more blah, tell your mother to keep her shirt on more blah more words more blah words, LSU sucks
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I feel inspired...
Jan 12, 2020, 6:54 PM
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The French Quarter smells like a sewer, Jeaux Burrow’s head glows when you boo ‘er, And Orgeron’s mother Shows “things” to the other Young Cajuns who ruefully view her...
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 12, 2020, 9:17 PM
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Their Tigers are yellow - that’s clear. Is that ‘cause they drink so much beer Their livers give in And jaundice their skin Or is it just cowardly fear?
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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 13, 2020, 4:46 PM
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Whence LSU Clemson defeats, We might get some French Quarter treats As Nawlins we roam - Their fans will go home And good guys will fill up the streets!
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