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Paw Master [16906]
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CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 9:34 AM
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I truly cannot think of any Scenario where y’all could win-y. The Terps owned your game, And we’ll do the same, Except you won’t score quite as many.
https://www.ncaa.com/game/3785459
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 10:55 AM
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Your dome might be useful at night - The backdrop, less dark and more light, Is better for vision While passing precision From Trevor rains down from its height.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 11:03 AM
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They’re known as the “Orange” now, guys. “The Orangemen” wasn’t as wise, Since their football creatures Have feminine features Like small hands and child-birthing thighs.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 1:54 PM
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I hate to beat on a dead horse, But Clemson has charted a course For top of the heap, So read ‘em and weep - You’re gonna get steamrolled by force.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 6:51 AM
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You might think you’ve witnessed some spooks! Phantasms with flashes and jukes Will wind through your D! You’ll just barely see The dust of Mellusi and Dukes.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 7:42 AM
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Your dome will be buzzing inside With high school gymnasium pride. Some mommies and daddies, A few Yankee laddies, And donors still proud that you tried.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 7:56 AM
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Y’all sure bring a lot to the table: A team that is wholly inable, A fat, orange blob Who riles up your mob, And dome-talk that’s riddled with fable.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 8:29 AM
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You pop-slurpin’ cream-of-wheat Yanks Are gonna be wailing your thanks When three- and four-deeps Fold y’all up in heaps Instead of our huge human tanks.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 9:51 PM
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We have to be mentally tough, ‘Cause playing the ‘Cuse can be rough On top-talent players, Who, being obeyers, Score too much too quickly and stuff.
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110%er [9847]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 10:30 PM
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A poet, who would know it?
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 10:51 PM
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I’m not quite a poet, per se - I just always look for a way To ridicule teams By dignified means Instead of just saying they’re ghey.
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Letterman [280]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 12:10 AM
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Sweatin', sweatin', sweatin' cause you got no A/C Come game time we'll be ready as can be. So make sure you play nice. The big 'ol Orange will be rolling around, as your team we so brutally pound. Hoping yer sno cones don't taste like doo-doo ice.
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Oculus Spirit [41327]
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Roses are red and the coots may be whack but
Sep 11, 2019, 4:10 AM
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sarahcuse sux
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 7:49 AM
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Your school’s big aluminum can Had no air conditioning plan When it was first built, And now there’s much guilt For Carrier backing y’all, man.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 1:28 PM
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I’m eating some Southern pulled pork (It’s heaven piled up on my fork) And just wondering: Is there anything That’s good about Upstate New York?
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Varsity [236]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 7:11 PM
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There once were some Orangemen from Cuse, Whose team endured Turtle abuse. They waited a week, For the win that they seek, But that dream proved rather obtuse.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 8:31 PM
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Hey quasi-Canadian drunks - What happens when Dino’s plan flunks? Delirium tremens Plus Isaiah Simmons Means y’all got a case of the clunks...
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Orange Phenom [14411]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 10:37 PM
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Once in New York they had the Bambino, Now in Syracuse they have a Dino, But the Orange have a problem, When they're beat them like a drum, And the Tiger victory is divino!
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1st Rounder [609]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2019, 7:38 AM
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Roses are red Violets are blue We are going to beat the crap outta you!!
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2019, 7:53 AM
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Implosion is guaranteed thine. You’ll line up nigh specimens fine And impotent be. We’ll all get to see Your failburger eaten with whine.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2019, 1:59 PM
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Why can’t y’all pronounce your own name? Does English just not work the same Up there in the snow? Perhaps I should go Put sairup on waffles? How lame.
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Legend [15863]
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Violent Death to 'Cuse
Sep 12, 2019, 2:04 PM
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TIGERS SQUEEZE THE JUICE !!!!!!!!!!
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2019, 6:39 AM
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The dome might start out pretty crunk, But once y’all give up a huge chunk Of yardage and point, You’ll leave your own joint Once fans can see how bad you’ve stunk.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2019, 7:42 PM
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Throw open the doors of the dome! Our Tigers, with fine tooth-ed comb (More like a filleter), Will sift ev’ry player, Expose them, and take vict’ry home.
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Paw Master [16906]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2019, 9:10 AM
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Though y’all will get flicked on your kiester, You’re not ACC’s little seester. With Pitt and BC, You’re still gonna be The champs of our conference Nor’easter.
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