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Legend [16378]
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BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 4:21 PM
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It’s just what us Tigers expected. Despite all the turmoil projected In losing KB, We’re all gonna see The pundits all soundly corrected.
GO TIGERS. GITCHU SUM ELEPHANT MEAT.
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Roses are red and violets are blue
Jan 2, 2019, 4:22 PM
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and bama sucks
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 4:26 PM
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It happens about once a year - We meet up with Bama and hear, “They cannot be beaten.” Welp, crow will be eaten When Tua gets turf in each ear...
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 4:43 PM
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There once was an elephant in the room, And the media predicted Tiger doom. But Dabo pulled out his gun And shot the big eared one, Creating an ivory market boom.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 8:57 AM
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Dabo is going to shoot big eared Finebaum?
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 4:41 PM
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I hate Tua’s injured his wheels, ‘Cause it’ll hurt worse when he feels Our D line all day And can’t get away. Our sacks will cause elephant squeals.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 5:10 PM
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The thing people quickly forget Is Bama has simply not met High level defenders - It’s just been pretenders Like Sooners and Dawgs as of yet.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 5:48 PM
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Our defense will make your boys beg - Your QB is down to one leg. Put Hurts in the mix, But still it won’t fix Your elephant laying an egg.
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Here, let me fix that for you:
Jan 2, 2019, 6:41 PM
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It’s just what us Tigers expected. Despite all the turmoil projected In losing KB, We’re all gonna see T. Law leaving Bama dejected.
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Re: Here, let me fix that for you:
Jan 2, 2019, 7:55 PM
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A well-crafted alternate ending. Nice meter and cadence, brotha.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 2, 2019, 9:42 PM
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Bama QB named Tua Will end up black and blue-a When he drops back Sees 99, 7, then a sack And Clemson fans say Hooa!
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 12:20 AM
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We will not play a team that pulls worms Rather we get some huge pachyderms Who will act all "in charge" As they push and they barge 'Til our Tigers deliver THE TERMS!!!
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 1:17 AM
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On Monday, we will all start grill'in Sipping Scotch and thoroughly chill'in. With a toss of a coin The Tigers all join In a massacre that's quite thrill'in!!!
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 9:06 AM
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The Tigers are a missing Big Dex But can Tua's ankle flex When the Tigers rush And the QB they crush We all watch as the Elite bus wrecks
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 12:29 PM
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I wonder if Saban’s considered That when he gets really embittered As Bama’s wins cease, His brand will decrease - Our roster will grow five-star littered.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 2:03 PM
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No team with mascot confusion Can be under the illusion That victory they will see When the Tigers get Natty number 3 And Dabo delivers for Tiger Nation
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 3:38 PM
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The Bama bravado is thinnin’ As Clemson gets ready for winnin’ - It’s Lawrence to Ross On toss after toss, And Etienne’s gonna burn Quinnen.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 3, 2019, 5:26 PM
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We will see Saban's forehead veins bulge When our beating he's forced to indulge. With assignments missed He will be sooo p-ssed "His Daddy", to the world, he'll divulge.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 4, 2019, 10:33 AM
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To beat Bama, with all of their grit Will be a challenging task, I admit. But all that’ll remain At the end of the game Is a pile of elephant sh*t.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 4, 2019, 1:34 PM
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It’s three days ‘til Saban’s comeuppance, When toothless Tide fans get shutuppance. They’ll say to each other, “Hey! I know yer brother - We both give my sishter hookuppance.”
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 4, 2019, 1:36 PM
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Heading west from South "Caroliner", To feast within a Levi Diner. If you are about, Please, watch the Tide pout. Bammer's loss will surely define her.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 4, 2019, 1:45 PM
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Saban is really a whiner I believe he has a v a g i n e r The Tigers will win The Natty again And Saban will give Finebaum a shiner!
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2019, 12:54 PM
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Don’t care how much feces they gots - We’re gonna make Bama “have-nots.” The homeless extreme Ain't new for our team - We play in Columbia lots.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2019, 1:01 PM
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The sweat’s beading up on his brow - Nick knows he won’t get the last bow. Am I a big meanie? I want Dabo Swinney To shank his proverbial ‘trou.’
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2019, 9:09 PM
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Ok Tigers, here's a gentle nudge . . . We're fix'in to reopen a grudge. When Nickie starts steaming, His clowns we'll be reaming And all he can say is, "Well fu - fudge!!!"
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2019, 9:38 PM
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Cat fans ev'rywhere, "All Hands On Deck!!!" It'll take us ALL to break that neck. Effalumps are thick, Stout like a brick But we'll crush them to a minute speck.
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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 6, 2019, 10:03 PM
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Yes, we'll see Nick slammin' his headset down When Ferrell and Wilkins slam Tua into the ground This year we're better And have a vendetta To send Nicky back to Alabama, wearing a frown!
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