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Coot Dustin Johnson falls down stairs.


Apr 5, 2017, 5:09 PM

https://twitter.com/dougferguson405/status/849729836436377600

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"We establish no religion in this country, we mandate no belief. Nor will we ever. Church and state are, and must remain, separate." ~Ronald Reagan


Chicken Curse! Put some

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Apr 5, 2017, 5:13 PM

doo doo ice on it coot...

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Chicken curse alive and well***

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Apr 5, 2017, 5:18 PM



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Re: Coot Dustin Johnson falls down stairs.

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Apr 5, 2017, 5:20 PM

Sounds like his football team.

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Apr 5, 2017, 5:27 PM

Remember a few years ago when he "hurt" his back pulling a jet ski out of the water. That "injury" was actually a suspension for testing positive for coke. Wonder if he is back off the wagon.

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Hope he is OK health wise .... but doesn't win.***


Apr 5, 2017, 5:43 PM



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Tropical, you're a better person than I.***

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Apr 5, 2017, 5:50 PM



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Re: Tropical, you're a better person than I.***


Apr 5, 2017, 6:01 PM

Yes, much better than most of us.. Do you suppose he was pushed by a Tiger fan?

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Paulina kicked his drunk #### down the stairs...

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Apr 5, 2017, 5:53 PM

OR was it a ghostly apparition holding a pitch fork that gave the nudge? I keed...I keed. I hope he is not hurt...but also hope he misses the cut by 20.

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Or the ghost of the person murdered by the bullets he bought***


Apr 5, 2017, 11:06 PM



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Apr 5, 2017, 6:01 PM

Making fun of injuries is where you lose me. He may like The Gamecocks but he's a Chanticleer....Go Tigers! p.s. bet he can hit it farther than any of you with a bad back!

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He snorts the white stuff.***

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Apr 5, 2017, 6:06 PM



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Re: He snorts the white stuff.***

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Apr 5, 2017, 6:09 PM

Yea Tiger, guess that's as bad as getting clubbed with an 8 iron by your wife, lol...

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Re: He snorts the white stuff.***


Apr 5, 2017, 7:26 PM

DJ isnt sweat in Tigers ball sack. He is the best in the game right now. He and Matsuyama.

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^^^ thats funny***


Apr 5, 2017, 7:49 PM



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She only needed a pitching wedge***


Apr 5, 2017, 8:32 PM



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Frim the evidence he is a lousy person that has been very fortunate

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Apr 5, 2017, 7:23 PM

Most other people with his "demons" would be in jail or worse. That plus his hatred of Clemson makes it pretty easy to make fun of him. It's not like he died.

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Guys in their early 30s in great athletic shape don't fall down stairs

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Apr 5, 2017, 6:46 PM

Unless really messed up. Sounds like a 5 points party in Augusta.

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he never got of the blow and alcohol, still living out his..


Apr 5, 2017, 11:05 PM

Dutch Fork High party days

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All jokes aside and despite his Cootness...


Apr 5, 2017, 7:33 PM

I really feel for the guy. He was a favorite to win the Masters, which is every golfer's goal every year. Plus, I love to watch him destroy golf courses.

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I prefer watching him get destroyed

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Apr 5, 2017, 7:42 PM

Hard to root for any Clemson hater no matter how talented. Plus from all accounts he's a crappy person.

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Agreed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^***

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Apr 5, 2017, 8:36 PM



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Probably drunk. On a Wednesday.


Apr 5, 2017, 10:44 PM

Typical coot.

#### em.

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There's something in these hills.


So he is back on the blow***


Apr 5, 2017, 11:03 PM



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He hasn't made it through 12 steps let alone the entire stair case

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Apr 5, 2017, 11:41 PM

Comment on deadspin article about DJ's fall. LOL

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Silly chicken


Apr 6, 2017, 12:33 AM

chickens don't do stairs.

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Did he trip over a pitchfork perhaps??***


Apr 6, 2017, 7:46 AM



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Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on? Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.


And now he withdrew from the Masters...


Apr 6, 2017, 4:13 PM

... don't badmouth Clemson cOOt Johnson!

Go Tigers!

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Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on? Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.


I just love this post on there..


Apr 6, 2017, 9:46 AM

"This is just so Dustin Johnson."

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