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Heisman Winner [111631]
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old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 9:17 AM
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and the arthritis is acting up as well. Getting older sucks, If any of you millennials are willing to donate some spare Mojo, it would be much appreciated...
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All-In [40100]
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I’m willing to donate a MyFO,
Jun 12, 2019, 9:28 AM
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Does that help?
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Heisman Winner [134616]
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Re: I’m willing to donate a MyFO,
Jun 12, 2019, 4:12 PM
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Do What???????
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Legend [15526]
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 9:32 AM
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Sorry about your flu! Bummer!! Hope you get better soon.
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Legend [17781]
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I find old people refer to themselves in the third person
Jun 12, 2019, 9:34 AM
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So yes. You are now officially old.
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person
Jun 12, 2019, 9:37 AM
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I just vomited in your honor. True story. Cold sweats....
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All-In [40100]
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Have you checked your rectal temperature?
Jun 12, 2019, 9:45 AM
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Signed,
FrancisMarion
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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Re: Have you checked your rectal temperature?
Jun 12, 2019, 9:58 AM
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nurse Francis swung by this morning with some Advil and a 1/4 pound of northern lights.
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Re: Have you checked your rectal temperature?
Jun 12, 2019, 11:13 AM
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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I would probably react the same way...
Jun 12, 2019, 11:16 AM
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signed NOT Francis Marion
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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person
Jun 12, 2019, 4:32 PM
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More like incredibly great minds!
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All-TigerNet [10121]
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Oh no - TBalm ..., there is nothing worse than the flu......
Jun 12, 2019, 9:52 AM
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.... with arthritis acting up - and that is a proven fact by many polls conducted by the AMA .... ??.... Hope you recover super quickly !!
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Orange Blooded [3850]
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Getting Old Ain't for Pansies that's for sure***
Jun 12, 2019, 9:59 AM
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Athletic Dir [855]
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Yeah, there are a couple strains of the flu out there
Jun 12, 2019, 10:02 AM
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But hopefully if you got the shot, your flu will be shorter lived.
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Oculus Spirit [96873]
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Not sure balm got a flu shot but he's up to date on his
Jun 12, 2019, 10:11 AM
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rabies and distemper shots
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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that is only like 3 of the diseases
Jun 12, 2019, 10:36 AM
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I may be susceptible to. Excuse me while I go wash my hands, again.
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Athletic Dir [855]
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Not me...
Jun 12, 2019, 10:04 AM
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I'm in my prime.
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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Sounds like you have the AIDS
Jun 12, 2019, 10:38 AM
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Do you have the AIDS?
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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why am I NOT surprised
Jun 12, 2019, 10:40 AM
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that you just RUINED a perfectly good thread?
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If it's terminal, can you regift me your points?
Jun 12, 2019, 10:42 AM
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Affectionately,
bob
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Heisman Winner [111631]
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yup
Jun 12, 2019, 10:44 AM
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I hope that whole 'flu thing' isn't just a cover story...
Jun 12, 2019, 12:18 PM
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 12:57 PM
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Regret to learn you are incapacitated (I've always wanted to use a big word like that) with (flu, flew, flue). I hope it is a short time inconvenience and you will be back to your usual self (different posters have different connotations of "usual") real soon. Some of your well wishers have injected the age factor re your illness. This has raised serious concerns re my future health problems. Is this something that will affect me when I get old?
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 1:22 PM
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If you are not willing to offer advice as to witch under the counter medications make the flew more pleasurable, then you are just wasting bandwidth Joe.
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/\ One sick elder not respecting another elder /\
Jun 12, 2019, 8:39 PM
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??
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If they give you more than you need...
Jun 12, 2019, 1:34 PM
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can I get first dibs on the leftovers?
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 1:35 PM
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Are you sure it’s the flu and not actually cifilis? Asking for a prosti named cinnamon.
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It's too bad neither aren't bad enough to keep you from
Jun 12, 2019, 2:23 PM
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moving your typing fingers.
Or whatever you people use to type with these days.
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Oculus Spirit [77007]
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Re: It's too bad neither aren't bad enough to keep you from
Jun 12, 2019, 2:31 PM
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I spit chiclets at the keys. Very inefficient though.
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Its called The AIDS face it***
Jun 12, 2019, 3:41 PM
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Re: Its called The AIDS face it***
Jun 12, 2019, 3:50 PM
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it is like you are really NOT all that funny.
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Sorry Tom Hanks***
Jun 12, 2019, 3:51 PM
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Re: Sorry Tom Hanks***
Jun 12, 2019, 3:55 PM
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Maybe it is the Nyquil talking, but I wood ask you to get new material if you had any.
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 3:59 PM
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GET THE FLU SHOT ASAP!!!!!!!!
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 4:11 PM
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Just a heads up: the symptoms you speak of are eerily similar to toe cancer. Better check it out to be safe.
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 4:45 PM
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this is probably one of the best GIFs ever created. Thanks for sharing.
and know I do not have cancer, I skipped work today and PROUDLY let you guise know about it.
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Re: old balmster has the flu
Jun 12, 2019, 5:28 PM
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Drink very warm whiskey and honey. That's what my father and his siblings took to survive the 1918 flu, however their main ingredient was moonshine so you may need to make some new "friends".
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All-In [27366]
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Oregan oil.
Jun 12, 2019, 5:58 PM
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You're welcome.
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110%er [8115]
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ducklingfortune should be able to help with this
Jun 12, 2019, 9:08 PM
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Oregan or Oregon?
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All-TigerNet [10905]
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We told you to get that flu shot, but you wouldn't listen!!***
Jun 12, 2019, 7:15 PM
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