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All-In [46825]
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Have you ever pooped so much in such a short amount of time
May 6, 2021, 10:10 AM
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your ######## started bleeding?
Do I need to eat more fiber?
Or take less dinks?
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No.***
May 6, 2021, 10:14 AM
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Heisman Winner [119723]
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Possum for breakfast does it every time....***
May 6, 2021, 10:19 AM
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Re: Have you ever pooped so much in such a short amount of time
May 6, 2021, 10:24 AM
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Smaller... okay, I'm not going to go there
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Heisman Winner [135948]
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Tell your boyfriend to make a smaller fist
May 6, 2021, 10:29 AM
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I have sat down, thought I did a pre fart and then nothing only to stand up and find the toilet full of poop.
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All-In [46825]
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Worse feeling in the world is straight liquid, no solids
May 6, 2021, 10:31 AM
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peeing out your butt.
Something so immoral about it
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It’s like pouring water out of a glass.
May 6, 2021, 10:41 AM
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The stream always catches the rim and runs up the side before pouring downward towards its intended target. #### surface tension gets you every time.
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Use softer TP rather than 65 grit sandpaper.***
May 6, 2021, 10:32 AM
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Soft tp just smears it
May 6, 2021, 10:39 AM
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I need something that can scrub the hair down there
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Do they sell a washable french tickler for my finger?
May 6, 2021, 10:43 AM
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because that's really what I need
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Oculus Spirit [81073]
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use your toothbrush***
May 6, 2021, 10:52 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79259]
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Charmin ultra strong.
May 6, 2021, 10:50 AM
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Just the right amount of soft, but nice and strong. It's my fav.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Oculus Spirit [79259]
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No, and I poop more than the average man. Your probably goin
May 6, 2021, 10:49 AM
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to die. Don't let your stomach kill you like a wussy. Take charge and go ahead and KYS so your guts don't have the last word.
I regularly poop so much thought that I can feel it leaving the intestines that are way up high. Those feel good after about a 3 trip stop.
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What you need is a squatty potty***
May 6, 2021, 10:53 AM
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Yeah. That's blood from your annus.
May 6, 2021, 11:07 AM
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That's not blood from your poop
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