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Heisman Winner [105628]
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Who is sharing bank balances today, bois? Let's get a
Feb 11, 2021, 8:12 AM
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routing number and account number in there as well if you are real men.
Yesterday was weird.
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Hall of Famer [24123]
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Re: Who is sharing bank balances today, bois? Let's get a
Feb 11, 2021, 8:17 AM
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I have a really nice sweater. I'll send you a picture, if you'd like.
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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POST IT, CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 11, 2021, 8:23 AM
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I like sweaters, especially sweater puppies
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Hall of Famer [24123]
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Re: Who is sharing bank balances today, bois? Let's get a
Feb 11, 2021, 8:17 AM
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All-In [34486]
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It's contagious. I think Beefie and bengaline were all
Feb 11, 2021, 8:18 AM
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bowed up and going it last night too.
Tell you what Peenr (see, I called you a name), I'll post my Mint and StatusMoney profile on here and you do the same. If my net worth is higher than yours, you have to leave forever.
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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I do not compare finances to others, my treasure is in
Feb 11, 2021, 8:20 AM
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heaven (cause it sure AF aint here on Earth)
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All-In [34486]
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Yeah, I would say that too
Feb 11, 2021, 8:21 AM
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if I weren't in the top 8% nationally on StatusMoney and in the top 28% of my LDR peers.
Do you even asset bro?
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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I'M NOT TAKING THE BAIT***
Feb 11, 2021, 8:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75738]
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Dangit I missed something.***
Feb 11, 2021, 8:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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CRulez and Ineligible measured each other's wangs via
Feb 11, 2021, 8:21 AM
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bank balance.
Crulez keeps about $150k in liquid assets at his disposal and wanted to let everyone know. Ineligible didn't take the bait, at least not when I was on here.
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All-In [40657]
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Liquid assets?
Feb 11, 2021, 9:28 AM
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That bourbon cabinet has a few grand worth of bourbon in it.
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All-In [40657]
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This truth holds water***
Feb 11, 2021, 10:13 AM
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All-In [34486]
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Hall of Famer [21948]
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hahahahahahaha
Feb 11, 2021, 9:28 AM
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that was good...thanks for the catch up link.
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Legend [17918]
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Well, i have a contact in the Congo that is going to
Feb 11, 2021, 8:27 AM
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make my bank acct much LARGER than all you nobody's. I got my confirmation email this morning... dancing in the streets!
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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I recently forgot
Feb 11, 2021, 8:27 AM
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that company matches do not effect the max that I can contribute to 401k. I knew this at one time
Because of this, I am bowing out of the competition
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Orange Blooded [4616]
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Y'all need to come on over to the penny stock thread on TI
Feb 11, 2021, 8:44 AM
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We're stacking chips over there, at least while the market is hot...
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All-In [42911]
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I could tell you mine but I'd have to ask my accountant to
Feb 11, 2021, 8:50 AM
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check with my banker, my VC guy and my broker.
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KenM be like
Feb 11, 2021, 10:35 AM
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what's that? can't hear you poeass bishes
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Seems like Bengaline is getting more crotchety in his golden
Feb 11, 2021, 8:56 AM
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years. This is the 2nd time in a month that he's gone off the rails.
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Heisman Winner [119769]
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They didn't call me RagMan for nothing
Feb 11, 2021, 4:28 PM
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while I was at CU...CS02
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Oculus Spirit [85362]
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Let's see
Feb 11, 2021, 8:56 AM
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Brokerage - $85K HFCU Savings - $8.00 Checking - 5K Savings - 7K 401K - $4.2MM Sitting in Etrade - $110K Mortgage Balance - ($150K) House/land value - $500K Boat - $20K Tractor - $15K Car1 - $12K Car2 - $30K Mower - $800
Net Worth - $4.83MM
i kid, I made most of those numbers up....I am at least positive though (#buttaids)
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All-In [34486]
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That 401k is too risky.
Feb 11, 2021, 9:16 AM
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You wanna hold that 4.2MM in cash money baby. Can't go up, but can't go down neither!
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Heisman Winner [105628]
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I would put it all in $DOGECOIN and go from there
Feb 11, 2021, 9:18 AM
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It would be a great investment.
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Oculus Spirit [85362]
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For real isn't it? When I moved it from Comp1
Feb 11, 2021, 9:22 AM
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to Comp2 I put it in lower risk but still medium risk (was stubborn_tiger® risk level high)....of course all it's done since then is climb.
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All-In [34486]
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I've got mine on an "Aggressive Growth" trajectory.
Feb 11, 2021, 9:25 AM
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My risk tolerance right now is an 8 out of 10. I forget the asset allocations but mine has done well too.
No, I was being facetious. If I had 4.2MM dollars, I don't know where I would put it.
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Oculus Spirit [85362]
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Ben Dover
Feb 11, 2021, 9:30 AM
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and I'll show ya.
You DO KNOW I don't have $4M, right? That was a joke from when I got my cash out check in July. I think I stated my real balance as kinda avg for a ME out of college for 13 yrs.
I was only doing 5% + company match 5%. Just recently upgraded to 10% + company match 4%.
I think I am in a 2045 plan (plan to retire in 2045)....when do I plan to retire? I guess at 60? So that would be ....oh 2043...ok
Not promised tomorrow though, right?
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Re: That 401k is too risky.
Feb 11, 2021, 10:14 AM
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I transitioned my whole 401K into golden eagle limited edition silver plated commemorative Donald J Trump inaugural celebration coins.
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All-In [47768]
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Here's mine....
Feb 11, 2021, 8:56 AM
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000513GOFUCKYURSELF1234
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Hall of Famer [21948]
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good idea
Feb 11, 2021, 9:16 AM
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that way I'll know how many hand jobs I have to give behind the dumpster at Wendy's to catch up to the 1% in da Jounge
I need to figure out what I missed yesterday. Was busy working for the man
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Did that old fagut ever post his?
Feb 11, 2021, 9:27 AM
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Or is he upset a 31 year old is wealthier than him and in less trouble with the IRS?
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Guess I missed that.
Feb 11, 2021, 9:28 AM
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My bank account information would be pretty useless to most of you guys anyways.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Uh, the B in EBT doesn't stand for bank.***
Feb 11, 2021, 9:40 AM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Well never mind then.
Feb 11, 2021, 9:46 AM
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At least I was right about the useless part.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Just make it up.
Feb 11, 2021, 9:59 AM
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Doesn't really matter anyway
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Lot o points [155984]
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I'm just gonna say this about that posting yesterday....
Feb 11, 2021, 9:28 AM
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When the actual balances were posted, it was like hearing a guy brag about his "Vette" and then finally posting a pic of his Chevette.
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Hall of Famer [21948]
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It's like bragging about your peenor
Feb 11, 2021, 9:35 AM
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with all the pron videos of 10" schlongs out there...don't do it
in this day and age, you aren't sniffing wealthy without 20M net worth, IMO. if you're under that, you're a poor hamster spinning the wheel like everyone else.
idk the adage word for word, but basically under promise, over deliver.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Re: It's like bragging about your peenor
Feb 11, 2021, 10:07 AM
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Obviously he made up all that as he was typing, in some very lame attempt to get a rise out of me. Certainly he can't be stupid enough to think I would ever post something like that in return.
Either way, it just proved again about his massive insecurities.
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so i got enogh monies to take care of me and the misses
Feb 11, 2021, 4:39 PM
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after that i supposed to care why?
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