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Heisman Winner [105934]
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Garmin tells me my Fitness Age is 20
Apr 20, 2021, 2:24 PM
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which is nice because I am almost twice that age.
I celebrated by finishing off a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Caramel Cookie Dough.
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Oculus Spirit [81388]
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I lied on my last wellness questionaire
Apr 20, 2021, 2:26 PM
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about how much I exercise, how much/what I eat, how much I drink, and it still said my fitness age was a year older then my real age.
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All-In [34486]
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My employer's healthcare vendor be like
Apr 20, 2021, 2:28 PM
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"How many alcoholic drinks do you consume on a monthly basis?"
Answer: 5-7
"Do you use recreational drugs"
Answer: No, I'm a Christian
"How would you rate your eating habits"
Answer: Mostly healthy
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Did you know they treat pot like cigarettes for life
Apr 20, 2021, 2:47 PM
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insurance purposes? Have to tell them you only consume edibles for it not to count as cigs. Kind of ridiculous.
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All-In [34486]
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I always knew those surveys and assessments are
Apr 20, 2021, 2:49 PM
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just data mining efforts for the bean counters, which is why I've always found it prudent to lie my asss off and act like my life hasn't always been a complete trainwreck.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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That's how I feel. How is my bloodwork?
Apr 20, 2021, 2:53 PM
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Liver counts ok? Great, I don't feel like #### either so I should be good to go.
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All-In [38514]
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It tells everyone that.
Apr 20, 2021, 2:36 PM
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Right after it calls you unproductive.
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Oculus Spirit [81388]
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Heisman Winner [105934]
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lutz. It does do that too. But it wasn't 20 until today.
Apr 20, 2021, 2:47 PM
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It was 24 prior to this.
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All-In [38514]
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My Apple Watch is happy if I just stand 12 times a day.***
Apr 20, 2021, 2:54 PM
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I'm sure your toilet feels the same way.***
Apr 21, 2021, 8:44 AM
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Can Garmin tell me what my drinking age is?***
Apr 20, 2021, 2:45 PM
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Heisman Winner [138357]
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Allow me to ponder this information as I eat a leftover
Apr 20, 2021, 2:54 PM
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bacon cheeseburger.
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Oculus Spirit [81388]
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I had a steak sandwich and 2 cookies for lunch***
Apr 20, 2021, 2:55 PM
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Footlong eye talion sub with some cool ranch doritos
Apr 20, 2021, 3:24 PM
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And a tall Natty light for me
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Heisman Winner [138357]
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You misunderstand.
Apr 20, 2021, 3:53 PM
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I polished off a green chile burger on Sunday. And another (of the 2 my family of jackals didn't finish on Sunday) today. I'm not sure I've ever, EVER in my life, not finished a burger.
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Oculus Spirit [79006]
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I'd like to watch you eat
Apr 20, 2021, 5:05 PM
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this
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Heisman Winner [138357]
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I'd also like to watch me eat it.***
Apr 20, 2021, 5:08 PM
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