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If we lose, I’m off the market to Gamecock women
Nov 22, 2022, 8:07 AM
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In the unlikely event of Clemson getting beat on Saturday, the first thing I’ll do is change my dating profiles to “Gamecocks swipe left”. I don’t need some chicken girl talking smack for the next 12 months. I mean it. Even if Gisele whatever her name is that used to shag Tom Brady were to ask for a date, I’d say HELL NO if she likes the Gamecocks.
The saddest part is that I’d have to stop seeing a girl I go out with occasionally that makes great chicken and dumplings. She makes it from scratch and everything, but she likes the Gamecocks. We are finally getting to the time of year when chicken and dumplings is the GOAT. It means that much.
I can’t believe we’re even having this discussion, but that ninja stuff they pulled off against Tennessee got me to thinking bad thoughts.
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Is it so important that you’d also …
Nov 22, 2022, 8:18 AM
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… be off the market to gamecock men?
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Re: That's easy avoiding gamecock men who have
Nov 22, 2022, 9:10 AM
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That’s not my kind of thing, but I’m pretty sure a couple of guys I golf with are into dudes though. They are a lot of fun and usually put me on the hottest golf fashion trends early. One of them bought me my first white golf belt if you can believe it.
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I could tell you all there is to know about the sechts...
Nov 22, 2022, 8:29 AM
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but until you finally bed a woman, awaking each morning to an awkward wet spot is about all you'll have.
All I'm saying is that Gamecock football is horrible and has been for a very long time. So in order for their women folk to appreciate the offering, they must be easy to please. And there in lies your opportunity.
I mean, they're like hitting a small bucket off the first tee. A lot of mulligans & do overs until you get it right, no real expectations, and then you can take your game to the next level.
Practice makes perfect.
Go Tigers.
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Re: I could tell you all there is to know about the sechts...
Nov 22, 2022, 10:09 AM
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You clearly missed the part about seeing someone that makes me chicken and dumplings from scratch. Girls don’t put that much effort for friends or guys that aren’t doing it right.
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Hey, we're here for you. You've an overly aggressive mom...
Nov 22, 2022, 10:34 AM
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with a drinking problem, a penchant for waving her heels in the air, while in the throes probably howling like a banshee. It's not a good look, but would explain most all of your problems with women.
Your cries are those for help, have been for sometime, and I've no doubt even a Gamecock can sense it.
Far be it from me to question her for showing a troubled yute like you an act of kindness, a gentle word, a casual pet here & there, or a warm, inviting dish of yard bird dumplings.
She's probably hoping to coax you out of your shell, then take advantage of your inexperience & good nature.
Don't be afraid, after the first time, you'll be begging her to do it again.
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Re: Hey, we're here for you. You've an overly aggressive mom...
Nov 22, 2022, 12:00 PM
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Theres a lot to unpack there. I’m not going to get into the mom stuff because that would be awkward.
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Understood; I'd not want to walk a minute in your moccasins.***
Nov 22, 2022, 12:15 PM
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I married a Husker.
Nov 22, 2022, 9:30 AM
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30 years of her not talking trash and all of my children are Tigers.
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I'm not sure that's punishment for them?***
Nov 22, 2022, 10:11 AM
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Re: If we lose, I’m off the market to Gamecock women
Nov 22, 2022, 10:14 AM
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You know the rulez. Pigs or it didn't happen.
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Re: If we lose, I’m off the market to Gamecock women
Nov 22, 2022, 10:33 AM
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I’m not falling for that again. After being asked, I posted a picture of my mom last week and got a bunch of TD’s.
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Re: If we lose, I’m off the market to Gamecock women
Nov 22, 2022, 10:39 AM
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So you're saying she's overweight, has garnet highlights, a nose ring, an ankle tatto and a tramp stamp that says "Go Cawks"? Amirite or amirite?
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Re: If we lose, I’m off the market to Gamecock women
Nov 22, 2022, 10:40 AM
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No nose ring.
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Re: If we lose, I’m off the market to Gamecock women
Nov 22, 2022, 10:43 AM
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Nailed it.
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