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I got offered a job because I took my shirt off!!!
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I got offered a job because I took my shirt off!!!


Apr 25, 2022, 2:09 PM

I'm currently living in Switzerland and sometimes the wife and I go to these Wellness Spas up in the Alps. Well, these spas are NOT of the American style, more along the German & Finnish style.

So we're up in the Alps at this spa and going from a hot sauna to Finnish sauna to Turkish Hammam to hotub to the Hammam with scents of lavender to...well, you get it, there are several areas to go to to relax.

This area of the spa is "textile free" and being from Murica, I'm a little prudish, so I didn't take off my tank top (wife beater for most of us), but came out of my bottoms.

Today I decided to bare all! I came out of that tank top! And boys (sorry Spud), it was quite an awakening!

Long story short, I was offered a job as being a regular "visitor" of this special Wellness Spa. Bad thing is, I might not make it back to Death Valley due to my new job.

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I have been to many bath houses in my time...


Apr 25, 2022, 2:20 PM

but I have never seen someone in a top and no bottom.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Then, my firend, you haven't been to my special spa


Apr 25, 2022, 2:22 PM

You need a free pass? All are welcome.

Maybe you and Bob? Spa for 2?

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Liar


Apr 25, 2022, 3:20 PM [ in reply to I have been to many bath houses in my time... ]



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I'm starting to think a shirtless tailgate


Apr 25, 2022, 2:56 PM

would not be a good idea.

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Re: I'm starting to think a shirtless tailgate


Apr 25, 2022, 3:12 PM

that’s proven every fall weekend down in cootlumbia

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Not in all cases ...


Apr 25, 2022, 7:14 PM [ in reply to I'm starting to think a shirtless tailgate ]



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Re: Not in all cases ...


Apr 26, 2022, 8:41 AM

touché

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That girl on the left…


Apr 26, 2022, 2:28 PM [ in reply to Not in all cases ... ]

Makes me want to come back to Clemson and get my masters.

~JKB

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Re: I got offered a job because I took my shirt off!!!


Apr 25, 2022, 5:49 PM

So they're calling it an "awakening" these days?

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"long story short"


Apr 25, 2022, 7:10 PM

well, which is it?

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This sounds like a Bulldawg poast…


Apr 26, 2022, 2:24 PM

Do you go to the sauna at 3 AM after you do your 2:30 AM 300-lb bench press routine (AT LEAST 100 reps) and you got the new job after you took your tank top off cuz you look soooo svelte and you DEMAND the wellness spa’s RESPECT?!?

~JKB

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I had a Finnish friend that told me before your wedding


Apr 26, 2022, 5:39 PM

You and the wife and all your parents go to sauna together. Butt nekkid.

Would be interesting

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