Flag Spinners... a post that devolved rather quickly.

Dec 30, 2021, 6:41 AM

Guyz - In preparation for the upcoming vomit fest, we need to all memorize this dance/routine, so that we can really show our pride at VomFest.

https://youtu.be/85vfSG7B2rM

Also, I did a deep dive into the different physical traits of:
Cheerleaders
Rally Cats
Dancers
Twirlers
Color Guard

Cheerleaders
- Split into all-girl team and Co-ed team, so I guess that gives you an option
- Traditional hotness
- Undersized for my grownassman tastes and proclivity to chunkers
- Squeaky voices
- Flexible

Rally Cats
- All chicks
- tend to be built like JLo
- My preference while in college, and still my preference to this day.
- Deep, sultry voices (in my imagination)
- flexible, and can dance

Dancers
- part of Tiger Band
- I think they're all female.
- These chicks are hot too.
- Rally Cat caliber hotness, but with the bonus of a few chunkers thrown in.
- They don't do any talking/yelling/chanting. For all I know (and care), they speak Klingon.
- flexible, and can dance... probably better than the Rally Cats

Twirlers
- part of Tiger Band
- Seem to be all female at this time.
- These chicks are hot too, but I guess they technically don't have to be.
- Above average hotness, very flexible, with exceptional hand-eye coordination...
- They must have started twirling at a young age... a sure sign of some sort of mental issue.

Color Guard
- part of Tiger Band
- has one dude, otherwise chicks... not sure, but that dude would probably be into "it", though.
- Also above average hotness, with a healthy mix of buffet hogs with dumptruck-rumps - I am a fan.
- Out of all of the groups, this one has, by far, the highest percentage of homeauxes. Call it an intuition.
- If you're a college student... this is your best bang for the buck. Won't get dapped up by your homies as much, but trust me... this is where it's at. Take your pick, they come in every size, shape, and flavor.
- Out of all the groups, these may not age well. Like buying a fruit at Aldi...
- Probably throw the best parties.

TLRD:
- THe girls that are on the field at clemson games come from two groups: Clemson Spirit and Tiger Band.
- I like thick girls.
- I would bang over 90% of clemson's female student population (consentually) (if my wife said I could).
- People only want what they can't have.
- We should learn the color guard dance for Vomitfest.
- Don't let your daughter do any of activities if they go to Clemson, or they'll be leered at by old pervs.