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CU Medallion [54011]
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Currently dealing with one of the most stressful situations in my adult life.
Jan 19, 2020, 7:59 PM
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Wife and kids are out having fun and I am home alone drinking. That is not why I am stressed.
I’m not sure why, but I just sniffed the fingers on my right hand and they stink of mustard. I haven’t eaten anything with mustard in days. I’ve showered many times and washed my hands even more. I am dealing with this situation as best I can and the only thing I ask, is that you respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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Oculus Spirit [93711]
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US, respect your privacy?
Jan 19, 2020, 8:00 PM
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Forgetaboutit!
I say it's aids.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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You know what sucks about TNet?
Jan 19, 2020, 8:04 PM
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When I give someone a TU in a post about their supper just seconds ago. And then that same poster comments on my post and I want to give them another TU, yet I’m not allowed. I know you don’t really care about the TU cause you’re a rock. But it pisses me off. You deserve it.
You deserve a sloppy mustard smelling thumb up!
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CU Medallion [54011]
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I’m gonna let the mods know...
Jan 19, 2020, 8:10 PM
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Hey B-Meist® and Crump® and FBCoachSC® , why my points being governed? Let’s let the love flow already.
And since there is a slight possibility that it cost us the natty, how about we don’t ban the much hated, completely unanticipated, needs to be shitposting regulated facebookcoach? What y’all think. I’m drinking cold beers so I could or couldn’t care less depending on what TNet thinks. Just don’t fence me in already, please.
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All-In [30874]
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I heard that if you smell mustard or burnt toast
Jan 19, 2020, 8:04 PM
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when there is no mustard or burnt toast, that it's the sign of an impending stroke. Do you have your lifealert necklace on?
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Heisman Winner [119770]
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Gotta be
Jan 19, 2020, 8:10 PM
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Flesh eating Dijon rot....
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Heisman Winner [136086]
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Sounds like a bad case of
Jan 19, 2020, 8:13 PM
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excess para-hydroxybenzyl isothiocyanate. As soon as your stores of myrosinase are all used up you should be ok.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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I only eat Dukes.***
Jan 19, 2020, 8:14 PM
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Re: Currently dealing with one of the most stressful situations in my adult life.
Jan 19, 2020, 5:25 PM
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Maybe your wife and kids are bringing you back some mustard based BBQ. I want to respect your privacy though. Thoughts and prayers.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Praying for mustard based bbq won’t help.
Jan 19, 2020, 8:29 PM
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It’s Sunday. And people that make mustard based bbq think there are only 6 hours on Sunday. And that six hour day ended 6 hours ago.
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CU Medallion [58460]
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Pretty sure you agreed to a privacy waiver when you signed
Jan 19, 2020, 8:32 PM
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up here.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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I didn’t sign ####!***
Jan 19, 2020, 8:42 PM
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Re: Currently dealing with one of the most stressful situations in my adult life.
Jan 19, 2020, 9:14 PM
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The mustard smell on your fingers are coming from the beer container you are holding. The person who handled that beer before you bought it, was fondling a 2 dolla hole and was caught by his boss. Thus he did not have time to wash hands.
If I was you, I'd immediately dispose of all that beer and head to the emergency room and get treated for mustard syphilis if you have experienced One of the symptoms which is that any time you get near a hot dog bun, you get an erection. Do you have any hot dog buns handy? Test yourself, if possible.
Good luck and I will respect your privacy by pretending I never saw your post and never posted this life saving advice.
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Oculus Spirit [93711]
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"Mustard syphilis," huh?
Jan 20, 2020, 7:08 AM
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I caught that at Pete's in Easley once. The waitress looked clean but...
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Rosie uses
Jan 20, 2020, 5:13 AM
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Mustard? I never knew.
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7 spots be like
Jan 20, 2020, 7:53 AM
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CU Medallion [56109]
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It sounds like you might be mustarded.***
Jan 20, 2020, 8:22 AM
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Hall of Famer [20575]
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As disgusting as mustard is, it could be worse.
Jan 20, 2020, 9:39 AM
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I think the rest speaks for itself.
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Yeah, it could smell like ketchup***
Jan 20, 2020, 10:02 AM
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Hall of Famer [20575]
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I don't like bland food, just don't like those 2 things.***
Jan 21, 2020, 8:16 AM
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All-TigerNet [10157]
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Early symptoms of
Jan 20, 2020, 9:53 AM
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Mustardass syndrome. Vinegar enema is your friend.
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Oculus Spirit [97769]
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100% chance we would have respected your privacy on this
Jan 20, 2020, 1:11 PM
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matter.....
...had you not brought it to all of our attention 
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