I will not be calling, emailing, faxing, or otherwise begging the Meineke Car Care Bowl to invite my Clemson Tigers to their fine event.
Frankly, I find it extremely insulting that your solution to our lackluster performance is to have your constituents participate in such an exercise. I also find it embarrassing that we didn't manage to win a single game against a quality opponent this year, leaving us in the position of beggars to get into a mid-tier bowl game.
It is my opinion that we should fire our coaching staff, go out and hire a real staff, go to a lesser bowl, get our underclassmen experience in the new system, then come back next year and earn our way into a high quality bowl. Please do your job, and stop asking us to bail you out.