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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Just had lunch with Mama
Nov 11, 2021, 1:27 PM
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She 64 today. Happy Birthday, Mama.
Tried to go to lunch at Smokin Pig, but they was too crowded and had to settle for Boondock's. Them tenders still average Lakebum1®.
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All-In [36450]
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Oculus Spirit [83127]
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Same age as your mama. Where did she grow up?
Nov 11, 2021, 1:37 PM
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May have known her.
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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this is getting good
Nov 11, 2021, 1:38 PM
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Joeg and McLovin's Mom!
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CU Medallion [54011]
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JoeG’s real mom is married to McLovin’s grandad.
Nov 11, 2021, 1:42 PM
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Making JoeG and McLovin’s mom step siblings. No way that ever happens right? Or does it?
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All-In [47841]
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What happens in Edgefield stays in Edgefield***
Nov 11, 2021, 1:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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CU Medallion [54011]
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IN YOUR MOM!!!
Nov 11, 2021, 1:46 PM
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Sorry boo. Couldn’t resist.
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Oculus Spirit [83127]
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CU Medallion [56087]
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Hall of Famer [22332]
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She available? I'm 64, devastatingly handsome, intelligent,
Nov 11, 2021, 3:29 PM
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charming, funny. Nah man, just kidding... you don't mess with a guy's mama. Happy Birthday to her. Be sure to let her know how much you love her, and do it often...
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All-In [49049]
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How do you date, then?
Nov 11, 2021, 3:38 PM
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Hi, how are you? Yes, one question before we go grab that cup of coffee...do you have any male offspring that are still living?
Yes? Oh that's too bad. I don't mess with a guy's momma. If only you had girls...
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Hall of Famer [24081]
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Re: How do you date, then?
Nov 11, 2021, 3:42 PM
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I don't know how anyone dates now, but I'm thinking it has something to do with an app.
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Heisman Winner [137970]
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Sure does.
Nov 11, 2021, 4:25 PM
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Go download Grindr if you're curious.
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Hall of Famer [22332]
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Re: How do you date, then?
Nov 11, 2021, 3:49 PM
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Very carefully. No, I was about halfway into a joke about asking her out and thought better of it. Just seemed inappropriate, even in jest. I'm a lunger but still a gentleman. Of sorts.
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Hall of Famer [22332]
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Serious answer... yes, it can be a little awkward. You know
Nov 11, 2021, 4:02 PM
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her kids are sizing you up when you first meet them. I mean, it's a pretty high bar, right? Does this guy deserve to date OUR MOM... the most wonderful woman to ever walk the planet? I get it...
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