Amazing I tell you. Channeling my best Steve Irwin or
Apr 6, 2020, 1:20 PM
David Attenborough accent...
Over in the brush we have stumbled upon two hominids in a mating ritual. Notice, unlike other terrestrial animal species, the female British hominids have the capacity to mount the males in a gender switching mating and courtship ritual rarely seen among other animal species.
When the breeding is complete, the British hominids tend to remain together, laying exhausted from the mating ritual. After several minutes, they will carry on and partake possibly in a feeding, or ingest burning dried tobacco leaves, or possibly ingesting tea and scones.
The following day the male usually informs all competitive males who will listen, the travails and accomplishment and superior mating skills of his mate. The female of the species will likewise tell her cohorts how horrendous the experience was as to prevent her cohorts from attempting to mate with him as well. This will allow her to have future mating sessions with the male, and improve the chances of impregnation and the future use of his superior assets.