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Original CHEEZ ITs
Apr 21, 2021, 3:15 PM
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Are the single greatest crunchy snack that have graced this earth. Don't even try me on this one.
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Say that to Red
Apr 21, 2021, 3:18 PM
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And I would have a new step-kid.
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Please to be explaining.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:20 PM
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She loves them and would hump me for saying that?
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I thought that was super clear
Apr 21, 2021, 4:51 PM
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Must have been lost in translation
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Chocolate covered pretzels say hello, but yes
Apr 21, 2021, 3:19 PM
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they are muy bueno for sure.
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It is CHEEZ-IT. There is no "s" on the end.***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:19 PM
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I WAS REFERRING TO MORE THAN ONE CRACKER
Apr 21, 2021, 3:20 PM
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YOU CRACKER.
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TAKE THAT RYANADIDAS.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:23 PM
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NOW GO GET BACK ON YOUR TRACTOR AT THE HAWG FARM SON.
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GOT BURNT ON TNET NOW GO GET BURNT IN THE SUN BOI***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:27 PM
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YAYULL YEAH. DASS RIGHT DAWG. BOI TRYIN TO RUN WITH
Apr 21, 2021, 3:31 PM
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THE BIG DOGS BUT HE CAN'T KEEP UP LOL.
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Didn't know this was going to get racist.***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:26 PM
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First things first here.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:29 PM
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Cheese nips are not even in the same category, thus they are not a competitor.
I mean, technically speaking....they're in the same category in the way that a Bentley and a unicycle would be. Both transportation. The comparisons end there though.
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It's a toasted piece of grain byproduct with some dehydrated
Apr 21, 2021, 3:31 PM
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cheese mixed in.
FFS, TRDJ
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Re: Thank you.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:33 PM
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Fukka sunshine. They CHEEZ ITS. You go on being all
Apr 21, 2021, 3:34 PM
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proper if you want.
HEY HONEY WILL YOU BUY SOME CHEEZ IT AT THE STORE? SON BRING DAD THE SUNSHINE ORIGINAL CHEEZ IT BAKED SNACK CRACKERS WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.
3 dollar bill level kweer here.
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Dense?
Apr 21, 2021, 3:28 PM
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Incorrect: Give me some cheez-its.
Correct: May I please have some Cheez-it. Correct: May I please have some Cheez-it crackers.
I agree that the box is viewed as a collection... much like cereal. Would you ask for a bowl full of cereals? NO, not unless you're a complete bonehead. You would ask for a bowl of cereal.... or "some cereal"....
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May I please have some Cheez-IT sounds like the way
Apr 21, 2021, 3:36 PM
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a Japanese person who has had very little exposure to the English language would say it.
Do you call a bag of apples 'Apple' like a child? "Mama can we have some black eyed pea tonight??" Unless he's talking about banging Fergie that's simply not the correct way to say things.
Cereal implies a collection of units, whatever that may be. A box of fruit loops cereal is compromised of individual froot loop.
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"Comprised of" is redundant because the
Apr 21, 2021, 3:39 PM
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definition of "comprised" is "to be made up of" or "to be composed of".
So what you meant to say was "A box of fruit loops cereal is comprised of of individual froot loop"
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I just gave you a TD.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:42 PM
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A non donor one, but a TD nonetheless.
You're grasping for straws while jacking off ryanadidas right now.
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I'll jack you off too if you keep talking ish***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:42 PM
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You ain't got hands strong enough to handle my ropes***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:46 PM
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Actually, in 1874 there was a date between Sir Walter Henry
Apr 21, 2021, 3:45 PM
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who co-founded one of the oldest bibliography of miriam webster dictionary and a very unheard of man named Benjamin Morris Hams who basically created the english language as we know it and they determined I am correct so GOOD DAY SIR
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Re: Actually, in 1874 there was a date between Sir Walter Henry
Apr 21, 2021, 3:46 PM
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Language lives. It breaths. Get with the program old man
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That's why you millennials communicate with emojis like a
Apr 21, 2021, 3:47 PM
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bunch of prehistoric savages.
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Re: That's why you millennials communicate with emojis like a
Apr 21, 2021, 3:52 PM
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????
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sToP jAckInG OfF LakEbuM1!!!!!***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:47 PM
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A man that knows how to say cheez its is a man that knows
Apr 21, 2021, 3:49 PM
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how to get his wiener in my hands.
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Let me take a shot at this:
Apr 21, 2021, 3:42 PM
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There are multiple ways to describe the same things...
Singular: a single bag of apples. Plural: apples in a bag.
Singular: a can of black eyed peas. Plural: black eyed peas in a can.
Singular: a box of fruit loops. Plural: fruit loops in a box.
Singular: a box of Cheez-it baked snack crackers. Plural: Cheez-it baked snackers in a box.
I really lost my train of thought on this one, but I don't feel the need to argue food with someone who buys their apples by the bag.
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Who says "Cheez-It baked crackers"?
Apr 21, 2021, 3:47 PM
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"can I have some Cheez-It baked crackers?" LOL, no.
"hand me some Cheez-Its". Yes.
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I figured that the type of bum that eats bag apples
Apr 21, 2021, 4:03 PM
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would also eat canned black eyed peas.
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Crunchy Cheetos you stupid #####.***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:23 PM
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Good sir, it's called Cheeto.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:24 PM
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Kind regards, Ryanadumbass
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*Cheetoe***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM
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Cheetoes***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM
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Only if Hot & Spicy
Apr 21, 2021, 3:23 PM
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The others are bland and meh AF and designed for gringos who think mayonnaise is spicy.
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MMMMMM, beef and mayo nachos!***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:24 PM
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You were 100% right until they invented the
Apr 21, 2021, 3:29 PM
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Extra Toasty Cheez-Its
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Nopesir. That stuff tastes burnt.***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:32 PM
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Your mole sauce tastes burnt***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:33 PM
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Easy buddy. You're close to crossing a line here.***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:39 PM
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Bro those bengalined foody photos never made me
Apr 21, 2021, 4:25 PM
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think you would intentionally like something burnt. Never once. Now I know.
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Re: Bro those bengalined foody photos never made me
Apr 21, 2021, 4:38 PM
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It's called the Maillard reaction
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Also, to shoot a hole in your original post....
Apr 21, 2021, 3:36 PM
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Let's say for arguments sake that it is possible to pluralize Cheez-it. IF it were possible, it dang sure wouldn't be to simply add an "s" to the end.... I realize that english isn't your native tongue, but in english, when you want to make something plural, you add an “s” to the end of the word. Snack becomes snacks. Cracker becomes crackers. So on and so forth. The logic is sound to just add an “s” to the end of Cheez-It to make it plural. The problem is that “Its” is possessive. Cheez-It is the brand name. This makes the crackers belong to the brand. “Its” doesn’t indicate plurality. It only indicates possession. For example, "I took a handful of Cheez-Its". “Its” wouldn’t work because there is no word after it to show what belongs to Cheez-It. You’d have to say, I took a handful of Cheez-Its crackers. Which makes “Its” not the correct way to pluralize Cheez-It. But in that case, you're bestowing possession of the crackers to the Brand Cheez-It.
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Ok, riddle me this then, WEBSTER.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:41 PM
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And BTW I ain't reading all that BS you posted. Just tell me one thing. Tell me you want me to go to the store and buy a box of these things we are discussing for you. How do you say it?
Here, I'll start:
Yo, TRDJ! Run to the store and get me ________________________ please.
Fill in the blank.
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A box of Cheeze-It crackers?***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:45 PM
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You wouldn't say grab me some cheez its?
Apr 21, 2021, 3:48 PM
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My goodness. You need therapy. Disgusting.
Will you go get me a 2 liter plastic bottle of sprite made by the coca-cola company please?
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Lulz. I can see TRDJ asking his wife to grab him
Apr 21, 2021, 3:55 PM
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a bottle of Sprites at the store.
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It happens sometimes.***
Apr 21, 2021, 3:58 PM
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I see your weak sauce food for pours and raise you
Apr 21, 2021, 3:37 PM
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some real snack:
A Swiss Cake roll with a Slim Jim stuck down the middle of it and eaten like a mini hotdog.
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Dear God almighty***
Apr 21, 2021, 4:01 PM
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Greatest is usually defined by popular opinion or results
Apr 21, 2021, 3:55 PM
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and that would put Cheez-its behind the following:
#1 - Ritz Crackers #2 - Lays Classic Chips #3 - Planters Nutz #4 - Cool Ranch Doritos #5 - Fritos #6 - Triscuit #7 - Tostitos #8 - Cheetos
And Finally at #9 - Cheez-its
https://www.eatthis.com/most-popular-snack-foods-america/
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And here I thought you banged your sister.
Apr 21, 2021, 3:58 PM
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Now I know it was your dad that banged HIS sister.
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Cheddar Jack way better than Original btw
Apr 21, 2021, 4:04 PM
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but that's just like my opinion, man
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You throw buzzbaits in the middle of winter, don't ya?***
Apr 21, 2021, 4:05 PM
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In the winter? Not exactly
Apr 21, 2021, 4:09 PM
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but I did win $800 on Dec 5th when I pulled in a 6 lb LM on a cavitron.
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Re: Original CHEEZ ITs
Apr 21, 2021, 4:02 PM
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I can't believe I read this entire thread. I don't know who I should curse the loudest, snack cracker fanatics or English majors.
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no kidding. And not ONE mention of
Apr 21, 2021, 4:08 PM
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the all-time greatest of that particular type of baked cheese cracker.......
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"I love Gold-n-Cheeses"! - TRDJ***
Apr 21, 2021, 4:09 PM
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Mr. Lance was wise enough to pseudo-pluralize the name
Apr 21, 2021, 4:11 PM
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to make everything confusing and fun.
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Man you could have just posted
Apr 21, 2021, 4:12 PM
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MY NAME IS SCOOTER AND I AM BROKE.
That would have kept me from having to read between the lines.
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what does that even mean? these are more expensive
Apr 21, 2021, 4:21 PM
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per oz. than any of the others. Top shelf product, maybe twice as much. Because they only come in the little 6-pack single serve packs at the grocery store, not a big Costco family-hawg box.
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Scooter, they just simply LOOK poor.***
Apr 21, 2021, 4:22 PM
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I'll accept that, but don't be dissin' the Lance man
Apr 21, 2021, 4:26 PM
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Lance is the high bar of snack machine fare.
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Man, mom gave me $0.50 each day when I went to her school
Apr 21, 2021, 4:23 PM
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after hours to get a pack of stop signs from the machine. I haven't had them in years, but I believe they were thinner and saltier and now I want some.
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yes, they are thinner. I think that's why I like them more.***
Apr 21, 2021, 4:27 PM
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Agreed. ******
Apr 21, 2021, 4:07 PM
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Potato Sticks, Bub.
Apr 21, 2021, 10:03 PM
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over and out.
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i can get down with this***
Apr 21, 2021, 11:39 PM
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Re: Original CHEEZ ITs
Apr 22, 2021, 6:21 AM
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This thread seems to have spiraled out of control
Apr 22, 2021, 6:34 AM
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Reminds me of TS and Brody fighting over food court vs autonomous unit for mid mall snacking
Whomever is ruining Swiss cake rolls with slim kind is an animal
OP is correct with the caveat that extra toasty and other variations of original can be lumped into the cheez it baked snack cracker family
Lollers at the Mayo is spicy comment
And in closing, We are all now dumber from having read this thread...may god have mercy on your souls
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