Just thought of this little number, tell me what you think!
"Students, Alumni, and fans of the Clemson University Fighting Tigers!
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the nation are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Clemson-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Tigers and brothers-in-orange on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Georgia war machine, the elimination of SEC tyranny over the oppressed peoples of college football, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.
But this is the year 2014! Much has happened since the Georgia triumphs of 2003. Felonies and injuries have inflicted upon the Dawgs great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our defense has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to run Gurley on the ground. Dabo has given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and skill positions, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The Clemson Tigers of the world are marching together to Victory!
I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking. Go Tigers!"