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CU Medallion [66454]
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GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man
Aug 4, 2021, 8:49 AM
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and other dumbassery
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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When someone posts a picture of a woman on the internet
Aug 4, 2021, 8:50 AM
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and you don't comment on how you'd like to see her beefers.
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Heisman Winner [120299]
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Swollen prostate
Aug 4, 2021, 8:51 AM
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does that count? 
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All-In [25721]
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Re: POTD^^^^^
Aug 4, 2021, 3:50 PM
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Heisman Winner [106040]
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Using lotion when you J.O.***
Aug 4, 2021, 8:51 AM
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Heisman Winner [106040]
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I also use a crock pot when I cook the family meals***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:04 AM
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Re: I also use a crock pot when I cook the family meals***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:51 AM
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God you’re a pussy
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Heisman Winner [106040]
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*your***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:57 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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All-In [34486]
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No. You hock a big green loogie born out of
Aug 4, 2021, 9:21 AM
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seasonal allergies...just like grandpa used to do in the war.
Mucinex is like a performance enhancing drug for me.
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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I switched to zyn pouches instead of copenhagen
Aug 4, 2021, 8:52 AM
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after already switching from copenhagen long cut to pouches (still throw in long cut when playing golf, working in yard, or road trips)
I like leather seats in my truck
I'm pretty particular about how my clothes are folded and hung
I'm a sucker for a rom-com
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All-In [34486]
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Bro I just bought some of those yesterday
Aug 4, 2021, 9:31 AM
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1) First of all, why the #### is the can designed like that.
2) Second of all, am I supposed to be spitting or swallowing (lol)
3) Third of all, I put 2 6mg in at one time and HORRY SHEET it's strong.
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Oculus Spirit [98001]
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Been using them for a few years
Aug 4, 2021, 9:48 AM
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Great because no one knows. No need to spit. You can drink with them in. Eating takes a little practice. No dip spit spills. All and all a better solution.
Of course if you want the really strong stuff, got to go to Sweden. They have the same nicotine pouches, up to 20mg. Stronger than legal in the US, but you can import them.
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https://www.snusdirect.com/nicotine-pouches![]() Buy Nicotine Pouches at SnusDirect.com. Order online and save money today!
? Good prices ? Fast and global deliveries ? Fresh tobacco free products in stock
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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agreed - wife seems to be ok with not having
Aug 4, 2021, 9:56 AM
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spitters all over the place too (my main benefit) lol
but man, nothing like putting in a fat ####### wedge
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Oculus Spirit [98001]
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Just was a no brainer to transition
Aug 4, 2021, 10:42 AM
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Dipped 15 years, and a friend mentioned Zyn. It was an easy transition, and so much better and more convenient. I can go in courthouses, meet with people, and no one knows.
They're expensive to ship, but those Swedish pouches pack a punch mightier than any can of dip. I keep a sleeve of them for special occasions, but mainly use Zyn.
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All-In [46946]
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I went from long cut to camel snus. Can dip in class
Aug 4, 2021, 11:21 AM
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without kids knowing. Gave me awful indigestion, especially if I ate something salty
Then I transitioned to quitting all together. Was hard as #### to quit. But I don't regret quitting at all.
Saved enough money to rent on IOP
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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sometimes I spit
Aug 4, 2021, 9:55 AM
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b/c I miss dipping haha. I'm stuck on 2 6mg a pop now...pretty much have 2 in all day. It's bad. Need to try and move to the 3s to ween myself off of em.
I noticed they hit me like a freight train after some ganj.
I've started to try 2 in the morning w/ coffee...then singles throughout the day. Then 2 after supper.
I also switched to the smooth flavor instead of the wintergreen. MOstly b/c the wintergreens were never in stock, but after switching, I get way less acid reflux type #### than I did from the wintergreen.
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Oculus Spirit [98001]
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I mix flavors all the time. For some reason they get
Aug 4, 2021, 11:13 AM
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old, where with dip it never did. Favorite is spearmint.
Now in the morning I like a coffee flavor with a cup of coffee. If you drink coffee, try it.
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Heisman Winner [106040]
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Oculus Spirit [81478]
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CU Medallion [60277]
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I once owned an automatic transmission vehicle
Aug 4, 2021, 8:57 AM
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just one though.
Every other car/truck I have ever owned has been manual.
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All-In [34486]
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Re: GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man
Aug 4, 2021, 9:00 AM
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Things I DO DO:
- Refusing to eat things past the sell-by date (esp seafood)
- Using fabric softener
- Knowing that a gas grill is more efficient and more practical than charcoal. There's a reason Wolfgang Puck doesn't use charcoal in his kitchen
- Enjoying hummus and couscous
- Sucking ####
Things I DON'T DO:
- Paying someone to cut your grass
- Have throw pillows
- Scared of snakes or spiders
- Sucking ####
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Heisman Winner [137139]
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I pay someone to cut my grass
Aug 4, 2021, 9:01 AM
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and cook meat on a pellet grill
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Re: GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man
Aug 4, 2021, 9:11 AM
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1. I pay someone to cut my grass. Same guy does other #### I don't feel like doing as well, like pressure washing, spreading mulch, killing underbrush in the trees behind the house, etc.
B. All my clothes except draws, socks and shorts go on hangers in my closet.
* I bought a sixer of "craft" NA beer yesterday to see how it tastes. No review yet as cans were not cold by close of play yesterday. (I cannot wait for the responses to this one)
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Legend [15230]
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LOL, When you bought craft beer, did you go through the
Aug 4, 2021, 9:21 AM
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self check-out aisle while hiding it under cereal boxes in hopes that nobody saw you.
I don't think I would've admitted that one.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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It was a bottle shop not the grocery so i had to hide
Aug 4, 2021, 9:29 AM
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it amongst other packs of beer.
And if Bull can admit he drives an MDX, i think i'm ok'ing owning this one.
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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I drive an MDX***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:16 AM
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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And
Aug 4, 2021, 9:18 AM
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I watched outlander
I’m in charge of fridge and pantry organization
I keep the house straight
I do my own laundry (not wife or kids)
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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Re: And
Aug 4, 2021, 9:33 AM
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Same on the fridge/pantry and, well, really the whole kitchen. I do all the cooking but wifeof does all the cleaning, so i didn't count this as a deduction. Also it gives me free reign to buy new gadgets, appliances and cookware as i see fit.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I invite 12 of my best fuccboi friends over on Sunday
Aug 4, 2021, 9:18 AM
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mornings for orange juice, medium rare bacon, and Hongry Jack pancakes
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Oculus Spirit [86220]
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My wife offered me a
Aug 4, 2021, 9:23 AM
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Blowie and I said no thanks
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Legend [15230]
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I've never turned down an offer because
Aug 4, 2021, 9:25 AM
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mine never just offers.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Heisman Winner [106040]
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I have never turned down one of those
Aug 4, 2021, 10:10 AM
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and also never been offered one.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Check Tmale***
Aug 4, 2021, 11:00 AM
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All-In [40657]
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I am picking up what you're putting down
Aug 4, 2021, 4:33 PM
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I got my #### sucked and ###### by her boyfriend last night.
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Oculus Spirit [86220]
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CS02 started it - heart emoji***
Aug 4, 2021, 4:35 PM
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All-In [48019]
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All-In [31959]
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I pay someone to cut my grass and do yardwork...
Aug 4, 2021, 9:25 AM
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therefore do not currently own a lawnmower.
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Oculus Spirit [81478]
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This doesn't make you less of a man.
Aug 4, 2021, 9:43 AM
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This just means you have graduated from doing that menial task.
I too outsource the cutting of grass, and haven't owned a lawnmower since 2015.
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All-In [31959]
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How about wife-of is stay-at-home mom...
Aug 4, 2021, 10:50 AM
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and we still have a maid that comes once a week...and I "allow" that to happen.
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Oculus Spirit [81478]
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Ok..I can't defend that one.***
Aug 4, 2021, 11:38 AM
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All-In [46946]
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Oculus Spirit [81478]
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I had a house in 2015. Actually, I had two houses in 2015.
Aug 4, 2021, 11:42 AM
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Once in Clemson, and one in Mt Pleasant.
You were still mooching off your parents in 2015, weren't you?
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Lot o points [156338]
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Vaping, lululemon attire, bidet usage.***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:25 AM
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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in a million years
Aug 4, 2021, 9:59 AM
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I would've never pegged you as a vaper
you got the double battery cannon type? or the sleek juule type?
just for ganj, or tobacco as well?
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Lot o points [156338]
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Oh was this a confessional?
Aug 4, 2021, 10:08 AM
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No, I do none of those things. I thought we were slinging mud.
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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lol - touche
Aug 4, 2021, 10:26 AM
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i rescind my statement
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Legend [15230]
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I've never driven a stick.***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:27 AM
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All-In [34486]
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Re: I've never driven a stick.***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:28 AM
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Orange Blooded [2868]
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I was proud when someone told me our
Aug 4, 2021, 9:35 AM
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redecorated bedroom was very “Pottery Barn”
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All-In [34486]
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I let my mom decorate my house in Chip and Joanna
Aug 4, 2021, 9:36 AM
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Gaines style. So I feel that.
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Lot o points [156338]
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Oh man right when that look is On the way out too!
Aug 4, 2021, 9:41 AM
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Wait, me knowing that isn’t manly.
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All-In [34486]
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It's run its course over the past couple of years for sure
Aug 4, 2021, 9:44 AM
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I think I'm gonna do mid-century modern or industrial contemporary next (if that's a thing)
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Lot o points [156338]
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How about medieval deco?***
Aug 4, 2021, 9:46 AM
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All-In [34486]
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I would have to take some consultation from
Aug 4, 2021, 9:47 AM
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RH Tig before going that route. I wouldn't even know where to start
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Heisman Winner [136058]
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First, we need to collect skulls.
Aug 4, 2021, 10:16 AM
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Do you have a list, or should we work from mine? It's long enough to decorate your next four houses, so no worries if you don't have one already.
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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#### pottery barn
Aug 4, 2021, 10:00 AM
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they have an existential crisis on their hands. and they're one of our customers.
but gahhdamnit man...how the ####...in this day and age...they gone charge a flat fee 10% for shipping? chapped my motherfuckingass when the wife ordered some ####### curtains for the nursery and I looked at the bill.
called their ### raising hell...that's their policy. unfuckingbelievable
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Orange Blooded [2868]
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Re: #### pottery barn
Aug 4, 2021, 10:25 AM
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My story is proof that Target Sheek is the same look as Pottery Barn
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Hall of Famer [22152]
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was a triggered lashing
Aug 4, 2021, 10:28 AM
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and forewarning for fellow blowhard cheap ##### like myself. no intent to judge.
like I said, my wife buy #### from there all the time despite my ### chappage lol
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Oculus Spirit [81478]
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I've watched all of both Outer Banks
Aug 4, 2021, 9:49 AM
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And all of Outlander. I used to let my wife drive the boat on/off the trailer but have ceased that activity. I have always done my own laundry, and do most of the cleaning in the house, except for her bathroom that I'm not getting near.
I also own 3 pieces of Vineyard Vines attire, but they are only shirts.
I would rather live in a smaller house than bigger one, and I sold my diesel 3500 pickup, and probably will never own another one.
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CU Medallion [54046]
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I’ve developed a slight case of man ##### over the years.
Aug 4, 2021, 10:01 AM
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They’re often referred to as moobs. But I’d prefer to call them mitties. I enjoy touching my mitties. Does this make me less masculine?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Can I mittyfuck you?***
Aug 4, 2021, 10:04 AM
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CU Medallion [54046]
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How did you get mittyfuck past the filter?
Aug 4, 2021, 10:19 AM
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You’ve earned it. So yes.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Letting your wife drive you around in your own truck/boat
Aug 4, 2021, 10:35 AM
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When not drunk or high, of course.
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Oculus Spirit [81478]
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I dunno. I didn't know that when I got married I was also
Aug 4, 2021, 11:35 AM
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signing up to be someone's chauffeur for the rest of my life.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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I usually take it to mean the wife is the better driver***
Aug 4, 2021, 12:01 PM
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All-In [32743]
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I was gonna post this same thing - I let her drive because
Aug 4, 2021, 12:47 PM
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she is anxious in the car and her being "in control" helps that.
She is a 10X worse driver than me - hits the brakes WAY too early, too hard . . . follows 8 car lengths behind, regardless, and is constantly being swerved in front of by cars cutting over, in, etc.
I am working hard at keeping her from being the 5 mph over the limit person in the left lane. She's terrible.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Pretty sure in that case her anxiety would take a backseat
Aug 4, 2021, 12:49 PM
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to my physical safety.
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All-In [32743]
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I had 2 sentences after what is officially posted here -
Aug 4, 2021, 2:52 PM
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that I removed . . . . they were telling of reverse cowgirl and such . . . .
If I had left those in, you might have a little more understanding of my life choices as far as who is driving the vehicle when we are together.
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Re: GITT and enumerate things that make you less of a man
Aug 4, 2021, 10:37 AM
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Sometimes my wife wants a foot rub and I give her one while she watches one of those Real Housewife shows or HGTV and I just sit there and tolerate it.
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CU Medallion [66454]
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JFC, Cata
Aug 4, 2021, 10:46 AM
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do you still have testicles ?
Asking for TXtigerfan
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All-In [46946]
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Sorry man, I'm much more of a man than anybody here
Aug 4, 2021, 11:26 AM
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I don't even open my butt cheeks to wash my ### because that's gay.
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Hall of Famer [20605]
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So how do you get way up there where the real #### hides?***
Aug 4, 2021, 2:48 PM
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Scout Team [152]
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I live in my in-laws house
Aug 4, 2021, 2:52 PM
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for free to stretch my bus driver's salary
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Hall of Famer [20605]
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Unrelated, but I had post # 69***
Aug 4, 2021, 2:52 PM
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All-In [34486]
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nice***
Aug 4, 2021, 3:14 PM
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Oculus Spirit [86220]
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Is this still cool if you have been
Aug 4, 2021, 4:22 PM
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married for 11 years?
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Oculus Spirit [94303]
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I turned my man card in about 8 or 9 yrs ago.
Aug 4, 2021, 4:25 PM
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I lived on the mountain alone and had planted a 65' X 65' garden. The upper corner was all ambrosia corn and the ears were just 7-8" long.
I had a 12ga pump and plenty other stuff to run critters off with so when I heard a stirring in the garden I grabbed the shotgun and maglite and headed out the back door. When I reported the event here in the Lounge I told of facing down a mother bear and her cub.
I also reported that I turned chickenchit before I got to the garden and let the feast on my corn crop continue. Every stalk of corn was on the ground. Turned out it was nothing but coons.
If I gave up on this restoration job before the clearcoat was cut and buffed and the exterior trim was reinstalled I'd probably feel less a man. I'm just trying to earn back my man card.
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