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Posted Belichick salivating*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: Report: Team plans to trade Clemson NFL star - 3 weeks ago
Posted I remember when I was in high school Kyle*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: WATCH: Clemson coaches on disappointing loss to ND - 3 months ago
Posted When s*** hits the fan, boys run and men stay in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Third former Tiger announces transfer to Gamecocks - 7 months ago
Posted No, we did not. And I personally liked the guy. I also liked Tommy west*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Did we make a mistake firing Monte Lee? - 8 months ago
Posted No, we did not. And I personally liked the guy. I also liked Tommy west*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Did we make a mistake firing Monte Lee? - 8 months ago
Posted Dabo is living rent free in this nerd’s head*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: Paul Finebaum on coach rankings: "Dabo Swinney is yesterday's news" - 8 months ago
Posted How do you step down off your knees?*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: NCAA announces that president Mark Emmert is stepping down - 9 months ago
Posted How do you step down off your knees?*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: NCAA announces that president Mark Emmert is stepping down - 9 months ago
Posted How do you step down off your knees?*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: NCAA announces that president Mark Emmert is stepping down - 9 months ago
Posted Can’t wait to see this guy on tour*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Jacob Bridgeman Named ACC Golfer of the Month - 10 months ago
Promoted to Walk-On [Rank 6] - 10 months ago
Posted Re: Went to the game last night…. in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Went to the game last night…. - 10 months ago
Posted Easy come, easy go*** in Clemson Football in reply to TNET: Clemson loses DL coach to Oklahoma - 1 year ago
Posted I wish I had Dabo’s coattails to ride on. Had to be better than magic mountain*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Reports: Dan Radakovich expected to be new Miami AD - 1 year ago
Posted Well…. Bye*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Clemson LB reportedly enters transfer portal - 1 year ago
Posted Wow… hope I’m alive*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: 2025 pitcher commits to Clemson - 1 year ago
Posted War's over man Wormer dropped a big one*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Bluto said it best….. - 1 year ago
Posted Ice cold Busch light*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to It’s Game Day! Beer of Choice? - 1 year ago
Posted In other news… water is wet*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Paul Finebaum: "I'm not buying Clemson this year" - 1 year ago
Posted Finebaum ain’t hearing this*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Vegas odds on Clemson-Georgia, Clemson-Florida State - 2 years ago
Posted Not sure our program is strong enough to withstand this media nerd*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Clemson football takes step back in 247Sports 'Development Rating' - 2 years ago
Posted Our Friday night pitcher has a 2-6 record...Yikes*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Louisville smacks seven homers to defeat Clemson in ACC tourney - 2 years ago
Posted Back in the good ole days we didn’t call it a streak until double digits*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Tigers shut out by No. 23 Georgia to snap streak - 2 years ago
Posted Because people doing the criticizing don’t know what the f*** they’re talking about*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Why is it that so many assistant coaches get criticized - 2 years ago
Modified Member Profile - 3 years ago
Posted Clemson was much better off in this sport before in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: Clemson left out of major preseason rankings - 3 years ago
Posted Sorry for the quadruple post.... sorry*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: WATCH: ESPN analyst knows "the secret to beating Clemson" - 3 years ago
Posted id Rather him tell me how to be a “sports analyst”*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: WATCH: ESPN analyst knows "the secret to beating Clemson" - 3 years ago
Posted id Rather him tell me how to be a “sports analyst” *** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: WATCH: ESPN analyst knows "the secret to beating Clemson" - 3 years ago
Posted id Rather him tell me how to be a “sports analyst”*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: WATCH: ESPN analyst knows "the secret to beating Clemson" - 3 years ago
Posted id Rather him tell me how to be a “sports analyst”*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to TNET: WATCH: ESPN analyst knows "the secret to beating Clemson" - 3 years ago
Posted Poor timely hitting, also have made some critical in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Baseball Problem(s)??? - 4 years ago
Posted The fact that our sub par basketball program in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Clemson asst coach caught on wire tap discussing Zion - 4 years ago
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Posted Re: Why did they put an Irish clover on the Notre Dame tombstone in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Why did they put an Irish clover on the Notre Dame tombstone - 4 years ago
Posted Re: Any of you Kappa Sigs remember the night Sean jumped in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to So Todd Ellis says the coots are "cycling in" ? - 4 years ago
Modified Member Profile - 4 years ago
Modified Member Profile - 5 years ago
Posted Starting Cole Stoudt at FSU*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Constructive Criticism Time - Dabo's worst in-game call. - 5 years ago
Posted And thank u peanut! Tiger nation needs to speak up on this*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Women's Golf Issue - 7 years ago
Posted Your defending a convicted felon who happens to have a daughter that can play golf*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Women's Golf Issue - 7 years ago
Posted Re: Once again u believe what u read on the Internet, I'll assume ur name is Al. in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Women's Golf Issue - 7 years ago
Posted Once again u believe what u read on the Internet, I'll assume ur name is Al. in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Women's Golf Issue - 7 years ago
Posted Re: If you are slamming them for being "catty silver-spooned" in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Women's Golf Issue - 7 years ago
Posted Riley always had his number*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to FB Update: WATCH: Bowden debates Watson for Heisman - 7 years ago
Posted There is only one thing left to do now... in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to a tweet ? are you serious ? what the frick is a tweet ? - 1 decade ago
Posted *** Jerrodd Williams*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Football Update: Clemson injury report for Duke game - 1 decade ago
Posted Ice cold Busch Light*** in Tiger Boards Archive in reply to Whats the beverage of choice for tonight fellas? - 1 decade ago
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At the tender age of one, I could recite my abc's and count to 20. When I was 5 years old i was dealin' bubblegum packs to my fellow nursury mates. By the end of kindergarten, i was so far ahead of my class, I went straight to second grade. Some began to think of me as the next renaissance man, my name was in the mix with Steve Jobbs, Da Vinci, Vincent Vangough, Marty Pocius etc. As I celebrated my 6th birthday, I was hangin' out with 4th graders. Little did anybody know, within 5 years I would own the town they call home, and that is Clemson. By the time I was seven and in fourth grade, I had ten dollar bags, 25 dollar packages, you know, slingin' the grass. After skippin fifth grade, I was in sixth grade and was datin' a sophomore in high school. That same year i was pushin' Q.p.'s through the local high school known as "D-dub." I made such people as GQ and Julius Anderson look like small time dealers. At the age of nine, I developed a connection with a man by the name of Guardo Sanchez from Venezuela. This is where things get interesting. Even though I was technically in eighth grade and nine years of age, I was taking high school classes. Guardo Sanchez cut me such a deal, that i had no choice but to buy him out of roughly 600 lbs. of marijuana. At this point i had to move my operations to a larger scale. business was booming, so for my tenth birthday, i treated myself to a helicopter. Two months later i had my helicopters license. Unfortunately, I knew there were people out there who were tryin' to 86 me. So i had to strap up with a nine, .22, and sawed off shotgun. At this point in my life, marijuana became child's play. As i officially became a high school freshman at ten years old, i was bangin the captain of the cheerleading team and was starting Q.B. Guardo Sanchez revolutionized the way i thought of drug traffickng. He introduced me to a man by the name of pablo el~toro. Mr. el~toro owned over ten thousand acres of coca fields and 6,000 tenant workers. With the use of my helicopter, i bought 50 kilos of 100% pure cocaine for $100,000. With this bag, i now owned college campuses across the southeast. I sold the purest white girl, for a price untouchable by competitors who chopped. I turned the 50 kilos into $1.5 mil. With this money I bought and paid for el~toro's retirement and took over his farm. By this point I was responsible for all cocaine found along the east coast. Eleven years old, pullin a quarter mil a day, and during a Nike elite camp after my freshman year, i received major college offers from almost every D1 across the south. A lucky few witnessed me throw a football a quarter mile, I only did once though, probably due to the fact that I was a humble man.For some reason football wasn't my passion, breaking bricks was my true calling. Eleven and a half years of age i turn in the football pads and helmet for the 9 mm and ski mask. A high school dropout, maybe, but i was the smartest kid of my generation. With school and football out of the way, i was able to focus full time on movin weight. About the time i was turning twelve, i ran away from home and purchased an island in the Bermuda triangle from Cuba. Never saw anyone physically from Cuba, just sent in the cash. At this point I'm pushing out three hundred kilos an hour back at the farm, and I never touched a grain of dope. Three mill a day was nothing at this point. I eventually had more money than i knew what to do with, I had money in banks and stocks all over the world. Then I turned 13, and realized I was worth $10.5 billion in assets and bank accounts. But you know what they say, all good things have to come to an end sometime. The summer that year, federal coast guards from America, Britain, and Mexico converged on my island. I walked out and accepted my fate. After being convicted of over 300,000 accounts of racketeering, distributions, and extortion, in other words life without the possibility of parole at a super max prison in Barrel, Alaska. I spent my time in prison, and was pardoned by the president, i think it was due to the Alabama Kush i sent him when i was a young lad. Most kids my age are tryin' to get a driver's permit, I've been on top of the world and all the way back down. Thanks for your time, peace.