Here’s a report from the front: it’s every man and woman for him or herself at the malls and places like Wal-Mart (if you’ve been there lately you know it’s a freak show this time of year).
Besides, spending time shopping might be fun for some, but it’s a drag when you’d rather be spending time with family, especially that long lost USC fan of a cousin you haven’t heard from since he said something about the start of a new “dynasty” two years ago.
Here’s an idea: check out the Tigernet Store for the kind of t-shirt you need to be wearing during Christmas.
Like a child on Christmas morning the look in their eyes will be priceless when they see you walk in wearing a “63-17” short or long sleeve cotton t-shirt. You’ll be able to get past all the pretense that those holiday gatherings can bring…get straight to the point. It’s the best holiday season to be a Clemson Tiger in many a year. Wear your school colors proudly this season.
If you buy the goods here, you kill two birds with one stone. You get the best there is to wear and you also avoid the crowds.
Don’t even think about fighting the traffic and the sale-hunting shoppers. The sales are smoke-and-mirrors, made with bait-and-switch techniques perfected by the great used car salesmen of the last 30 years. You think you’re getting a bargain, but you aren’t. And by the time you do save that precious 10% you’ve been hunting to save you have to hire a chiropractor to correct the damage you caused to your back.
So, here’s the deal: enjoy Christmas. Enjoy being with family and friends. In order to do this, spend a few minutes in our store and finish your shopping.
Here’s a few things we’d like to show you that we think are some of the best gifts this season:
The “63-17 Domination” Shirt has been flying off the shelves. It’s just $14.95 in short sleeve and $19.95 in long sleeve.
The “63-17 Rivalry?” Shirt says it well. It’s the same price as the “Domination” shirt.
The “We Salute You...Mr. Chicken” Shirt is a little more bold, calling out the USC fan for what they are.
A new item this season is a Clemson Christmas Tree. It’s just $26.95 and would be a beautiful addition to any office.
We have a new “Fight Song Santa” in stock. Just imagine the jolly old St. Nick singing “Hold That Tiger” outside the Georgia Dome. The figurine is $42.95.
Soft sided cooler, with thick, insulated lining. Can be used for hot or cold. Holds 24 cans, Quality nylon, with embroidered logo , has double handle and shoulder strap, and top zipper. Folds flat for easy storage when not in use. $28.95 (Also available in 12 cans)
Some people think the “College Fund Bank” is cute. You be the judge. It’s just $23.95
Tiger Insider Subscription. If you’re a fan, this is the magazine for you. Buy it for yourself or a friend. $22.95 for a year. The recipient will get a gift card and their first issue in January. They’ll also receive our special Hill photo promotion.
And you can say what you want about SpongeBob SquarePants, but the kids love him. For some of you that grew up a few years ago, just imagine this guy as the Michael Jackson of his generation. And we think this guy will stay out of jail. SpongeBob is HUGE and this plush toy is a sure way to score points and become the instant “cool uncle/aunt” you always wanted to be. It’s just $35.00. Thank us later.
Shipping is reasonable. It’s just $5 for the first item and $1 for each item after that.