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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 13, 2017, 8:54 AM
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Well well well.......here we are again. You saw what happened Saturday, right? Well....expect to win in a different way this week. Offense will rule the day and the Tigers will rule the night. So Junior and I are back from Kentucky. Gah...what a great place....to be a meth head. Once we got past the trailers and oxy addicts we found Papa John's University of Last Chances. I've never seen a bigger community of felons in my life....and I never left campus. I found a cardinal under a wrecked motorcycle and scooped him up. This is a stupid little bird. I brought it back to the garage for the weekend. I went ahead and grabbed a guy in jorts too....because the bird is so weak. We've got them both in a cage under the strobe light.This sweaty little pencil neck is holding the cardinal and rocking back in forth in a puddle of his own urine. He's got a snot bubble in his nose and he's blubbering on about a yard marker. Let me tell you something....it wont come down to a marker this time. We're coming in to that nasty pizza hut and putting Miss Jackson on a stretcher. The defense is going to swallow up that offense and hurt some backs. Kelly B is about to go off....the coaches will untie his hands this week and he will show out. I'm going to take this kid with the red bird and the chin-strap beard to a deeper level of heII. He's going to experience pain like he's never know. I'm going to pull all of the feathers off that bird. Once I coat this boy's face in hot tar, the red feathers will stick to him like glue. He's going to wear the mask of the bird as we carve him up. Screams will be met with laughter. Cries for mercy will be met with cigar burns to melt the skin we've mutilated. We are going to slowly slice this one to ribbons. It's going to be bloody. Get ready for another hurting on the thugs Petrino has brought. Men of character will always prevail over the weak minded. Buckle up!!!
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Hall of Famer [24056]
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lux and veritas is not going to like this...***
Sep 13, 2017, 9:01 AM
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Legend [17757]
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There are great RE opportunities in KY
Sep 13, 2017, 9:11 AM
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Great place to build a portfolio of fine properties.
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Oculus Spirit [90769]
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BuZZ!
Sep 13, 2017, 9:20 AM
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My GF#1 & I laughed our ##### off on this one!!
Great but weird stuff!!
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Orange Blooded [2379]
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Re: There are great RE opportunities in KY
Sep 13, 2017, 9:41 AM
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True, but dude's only worth like 20 MM and he's almost thirty. I'm worth over 60 MM and I'm only 19. Plus, my Dad can beat up his Dad.
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110%er [7234]
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Sorry Miss Jackson "WHOO" We Are For Real
Sep 13, 2017, 9:31 AM
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NEVER MEANT TO MAKE PETRINO CRY WE JUST SACKED LAMAR A HUNDRED TIMES.
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All-In [38113]
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There's something about you, BuzzPaw ... Something that
Sep 13, 2017, 10:12 AM
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makes me think you use the N-word far too frequently, and comfortably.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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WTH
Sep 13, 2017, 10:16 AM
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are you talking about?
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110%er [5323]
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So you're not gonna deny it? Deergodmane***
Sep 13, 2017, 10:39 AM
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Lot o points [155706]
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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Orange Blooded [2016]
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lol @ you man
Sep 13, 2017, 10:31 AM
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I really wish they'd outlaw that word. Or just take out of dictionary. It would help on both sides because the legitimately racist people won't be able to hurt anyone with the word anymore. Because that's what we all want, RIGHT?? I c thru it all
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CU Medallion [55332]
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Re: lol @ you man
Sep 14, 2017, 8:48 AM
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I grew up in a generation that two words were widely used, but in my parents home they were absolutely forbidden. Those two words were GD and the N word. If" either word rolled out of our mouth, there would be a harsh reminder of the house rules that were made by the rules makers in our modest little home with 6 kids plus the rules makers of both parents. Even today if I hear those two forbidden words from my childhood spoken, I will cringe with my senses feeling shocked with the most uncomfortable feelings.
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Lot o points [155706]
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lol.
Sep 13, 2017, 10:54 AM
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"He may be a latently sociopathic serial killer, but he's no racist!!! You take that back!"
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Sep 13, 2017, 11:46 AM
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THIS IS JUST AWESOME!
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Orange Blooded [3839]
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2nd of 3 weeks of Plucking Birds! Go Tigers Fight
Sep 14, 2017, 7:30 AM
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War Eagle = Plucked Cardinals = ? Tigers 28-17 B C Eagles = ? Tigers 34-6
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Orange Blooded [2537]
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Don't forget about those lame birds down in the midlands!***
Sep 14, 2017, 7:58 AM
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I approve of this!!!!!***
Sep 14, 2017, 5:18 PM
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