I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO EXPECT FROM LANE KIFFIN ON MONDAY NIGHT AROUND MIDNIGHT. YOU CAN EXPECT LANE KIFFIN TO BE WITH SOME YOUNG GIRL THAT'S AROUND THE AGE OF 18 DRINKING HIS SORROWS AWAY. HE WILL WATCH AS HIS OFFENSE IS WRECKED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YOU SEE PAUL, WE HAVE THIS GUY NAMED BRENT VENABLES AND WHILE YOU MAY NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM, YOU SOON WILL. I WOULD SAY THAT YOU CAN EXPECT A LUGUBRIOUS ALABAMA TEAM TO BE HEADING BACK TO BAMA ON MONDAY NIGHT.
GO TIGERS!
PS... I REALLY DO NOT LIKE YOU PAUL FINEBAUM BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT AS A SPORTS REPORTER. THANKS FOR THE COMICAL RELIEF ANYWAYS.
Our country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race.
~Chesty Puller
Lt.General United States Marine Corps