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The rule of scoredboard

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Posted: Dec 29, 2004 10:48 PM
 

Recently I've noticed an alarming trend among sports fans. Somehwere along the way it seems that many have forgotten the rule of "scoreboard". Maybe its a deficiency in current sports coverage on TV or maybe its just a generational difference, but the rule of scoreboard must not be forgotten.

Its a simple rule.
It reads as follows:

1. It is never ever wrong to claim
scoreboard after a victory
2. No argument after that claim shall
diminish the claim of scoreboard
3. "Scoreboard" is all that needs be said
after a victory
4. It can be debated which is a better program.
It can be debated which had a better season.
It can be debated who "owns" who.
But it CANNOT be debated who owns scoreboard.
5. Be it a last second, fluke, debatable,
controversial, unpopular, lucky, or ugly
victory, it still deserves "scoreboard"
6. Stats lie. The scorebaord doesn't.
7. A picture of a scorebaord is worth well
more than a thousand words.
8. If a fan of team A claims his team owns
team B, but yet team A lost the last
head to head matchup then "scoreboard"
is still a valid claim against team A.
9. Past records make NO difference to scoreboard.
10. Scoreboard lives until a new scoreboard
is born. (Caveat :Particularly beautiful
scoreboards live forever)
11. Scoreboard *ends* arguments.
It doesn't begin them.
There is NO arguing scoreboard.


Fans of both teams (though more recently USC fans) have shown an alarming ignorance of this rather simple rule.


And a point for you***

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Posted: Dec 29, 2004 10:56 PM
 



romans 8:28

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A point for you***


Posted: Dec 29, 2004 10:57 PM
 




Thanks, and feel free to add any elements I missed

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Posted: Dec 29, 2004 10:58 PM
 

Its an important rule. Not to be forgotten.


No, you pretty much covered everything.***


Posted: Dec 29, 2004 11:01 PM
 



romans 8:28

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Point for you***


Posted: Dec 29, 2004 10:58 PM
 




Need to add...Scoreboard lives even thought one team has

[1]
Posted: Dec 29, 2004 11:00 PM
 

made a coaching change.


Point for you!


Posted: Dec 30, 2004 1:29 AM
 

At this rate, you're getting enough points to be able to claim scoreboard yourself. ;)


Don't show that to the cluckers..they'll be destroyed***


Posted: Dec 30, 2004 8:22 AM
 




Scorrrrrrrrrebbbbbbbbooarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd***


Posted: Jan 3, 2005 3:42 PM
 




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