Replies: 18   Last Post: Sep 14, 2017 5:18 PM by: GSCtiger
This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.

[ Archives - Tiger Boards Archive ]
Start New Topic
Replies: 18  


Posted: Sep 13, 2017 8:54 AM

Well well well.......here we are again. You saw what happened Saturday, right? Well....expect to win in a different way this week. Offense will rule the day and the Tigers will rule the night.
So Junior and I are back from Kentucky. Gah...what a great place....to be a meth head. Once we got past the trailers and oxy addicts we found Papa John's University of Last Chances. I've never seen a bigger community of felons in my life....and I never left campus.
I found a cardinal under a wrecked motorcycle and scooped him up.
This is a stupid little bird. I brought it back to the garage for the weekend. I went ahead and grabbed a guy in jorts too....because the bird is so weak. We've got them both in a cage under the strobe light.This sweaty little pencil neck is holding the cardinal and rocking back in forth in a puddle of his own urine. He's got a snot bubble in his nose and he's blubbering on about a yard marker. Let me tell you something....it wont come down to a marker this time. We're coming in to that nasty pizza hut and putting Miss Jackson on a stretcher. The defense is going to swallow up that offense and hurt some backs. Kelly B is about to go off....the coaches will untie his hands this week and he will show out.
I'm going to take this kid with the red bird and the chin-strap beard to a deeper level of heII. He's going to experience pain like he's never know. I'm going to pull all of the feathers off that bird. Once I coat this boy's face in hot tar, the red feathers will stick to him like glue. He's going to wear the mask of the bird as we carve him up. Screams will be met with laughter. Cries for mercy will be met with cigar burns to melt the skin we've mutilated. We are going to slowly slice this one to ribbons. It's going to be bloody.
Get ready for another hurting on the thugs Petrino has brought. Men of character will always prevail over the weak minded.
Buckle up!!!

lux and veritas is not going to like this...***

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 9:01 AM



There are great RE opportunities in KY

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 9:11 AM

Great place to build a portfolio of fine properties.

2018 purple level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg


Posted: Sep 13, 2017 9:20 AM

My GF#1 & I laughed our ##### off on this one!!

Great but weird stuff!!

2018 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpgmilitary_donation.jpg

To All CLEMSON TiGERS..Sending you Bright Light from the Carolina Coast and hoping you get to witness a huge Orange sunset tonight. Go Tigers!

Re: There are great RE opportunities in KY

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 9:41 AM

True, but dude's only worth like 20 MM and he's almost thirty. I'm worth over 60 MM and I'm only 19. Plus, my Dad can beat up his Dad.

Sorry Miss Jackson "WHOO" We Are For Real

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 9:31 AM


Message was edited by: ChestyPuller0311®


Our country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race.

~Chesty Puller
Lt.General United States Marine Corps

There's something about you, BuzzPaw ... Something that

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:12 AM

makes me think you use the N-word far too frequently, and comfortably.


Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:16 AM

are you talking about?

So you're not gonna deny it? Deergodmane***

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:39 AM

that's an odd take.

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:18 AM

I picture him more like the guy who works maintenance at a hotel, and collects all the hair from the tub drains and uses it to weave beautiful, intricate wigs.



Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:25 AM

2018 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg

Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!

lol @ you man

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:31 AM

I really wish they'd outlaw that word. Or just take out of dictionary. It would help on both sides because the legitimately racist people won't be able to hurt anyone with the word anymore. Because that's what we all want, RIGHT?? ;) I c thru it all

Re: lol @ you man

Posted: Sep 14, 2017 8:48 AM

I grew up in a generation that two words were widely used, but in my parents home they were absolutely forbidden. Those two words were GD and the N word. If" either word rolled out of our mouth, there would be a harsh reminder of the house rules that were made by the rules makers in our modest little home with 6 kids plus the rules makers of both parents. Even today if I hear those two forbidden words from my childhood spoken, I will cringe with my senses feeling shocked with the most uncomfortable feelings.

2018 white level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg

Not sure how you jumped to that conclusion.

Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:52 AM

Seems you may want to apologize for that statment

2018 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg


Posted: Sep 13, 2017 10:54 AM

"He may be a latently sociopathic serial killer, but he's no racist!!! You take that back!"



Posted: Sep 13, 2017 11:46 AM


2018 white level member

2nd of 3 weeks of Plucking Birds! Go Tigers Fight

Posted: Sep 14, 2017 7:30 AM

War Eagle = Plucked
Cardinals = ? Tigers 28-17
B C Eagles = ? Tigers 34-6

Don't forget about those lame birds down in the midlands!***

Posted: Sep 14, 2017 7:58 AM


I approve of this!!!!!***

Posted: Sep 14, 2017 5:18 PM

Replies: 18  
Clemson Gear
Clemson Gear


FB GAME: Season Tickets
FOR SALE: Great seats, 45 yard line behind the Clemson bench (behind the wide receivers bench). About 10 rows...

Buy or Sell CU Tickets and More in Tiger Tickets!

[ Archives - Tiger Boards Archive ]
Start New Topic
5140 people have read this post