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Inside the Coot Mind
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Inside the Coot Mind

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Jul 19, 2015, 12:23 AM

On hearing the news of another stud , 4 st?r linebacker committing to Clemson ... assistant fry cook and basket handler Herbert Forquard became despondent . Fries sogged . Alarms rang in a pelting background hodge podge of voices mumbling and the drone of the ventilator fans ...this was not a good time to hear that news .
Clemson owns the series , he reflected winsomely ...and it looks like they are back on top for a while .
Alarms further muffled by his tattering inner emotional outburst .
Snapped back into the McDonald's day , he steadied himself against the bun warmer ...beads of oily sweat formed on his pimply forehead . He wiped his brow . Then bit his greasy fingernail .
Those taste like the night shift didn't filter the fryers . He was an intuitive assistant fry cook and basket handler . 11 years of this tile and stucco penitentiary will give you that . Seems like just hours had passed since he walked off that coliseum floor with his Scar diploma , ready to tame the midlands . He turned and shut off the alarm.
Fries are done .
He reckoned too , forlornly ...so were his beloved Gamekocks .

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Crickets..........

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Jul 19, 2015, 12:41 AM

NFM

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Re: Inside the Coot Mind like a

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Jul 19, 2015, 1:21 AM

BB in the Grand Canyon....

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Jul 19, 2015, 5:44 AM

Hot dog down a hallway .


Wait , is that the right analogy? I might have my alogy's mixed up .

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The "Inside of a Coot Mind" is like

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Jul 20, 2015, 3:42 PM

being inside a septic tank...


and it doesn't matter if it has been pumped out or not.

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Jul 19, 2015, 6:34 AM

I know Farquard's cousins, Joe Fockalollie and Freddy Comstock.

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You certainly know the ins and outs of running a grill in a

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Jul 19, 2015, 6:59 AM

Mickey D. How did that happen?

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Jul 19, 2015, 8:05 AM

I done had a vision . In it were tortured Coot souls around a boiling kettle of oil . In the backgroung , grinning menacingly was a 6 foot clown , just in an unlit doorway .

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Jul 19, 2015, 8:07 AM

Gator Bowl , do you know his best friend from USUC, Johnny Lunchmeat ?
He works across the street at the Cactus Car Wash .
He loves the details .

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Just beautiful......flashes of Hemingway and other writers..

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Jul 20, 2015, 4:21 PM

who just know how to pull the emotion from your inner workings!

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close enough*****

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Jul 20, 2015, 4:25 PM



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Since 1992 The Gamecocks have competed in the SEC and have 4 SEC titles / 1 SEC tournament title / 7 SECE titles.


Re: Inside the Coot Mind

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Jul 20, 2015, 4:54 PM

...is very lonely unless you attend the Bama party

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Good Lawd, I TU'd you but your poetic license may be...

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Jul 20, 2015, 10:46 PM

...revoked after that one.

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Jul 20, 2015, 11:40 PM

Inside the Coot mind? That would be a very small place. Golf ball sized, maybe.

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Jul 21, 2015, 12:10 AM
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That was done so well... I would not be surprised if

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Jul 21, 2015, 12:54 AM

we wake up to a gofundme account for the poor fellow!

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