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uof5c says Saturday's game v. Bama is a measuring stick...

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 4:50 PM
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for them.

They seem to think this is an opportunity to measure themselves as if the three losses to Clemson, UVa and UNC didn't clearly establish that for them. One player was quoted as saying, "We’ll know after this game how good we are." Wait... what !?!?!?!

That's akin to measuring your Johnson and not liking the result, so you go buy another ruler.

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 4:58 PM
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This is a beating stick. Will be surprised if Coots lose by less than 24.


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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 6:48 PM
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Yep, saban never misses an opportunity to score style points.


but it’s going to be hot, so...........***


Posted: Sep 11, 2019 7:17 PM
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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:33 PM
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spread is 25.5, so a loss by 24 will be touted as a win to those losers.

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SEC Logic - keep it close and get moved up!

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:35 PM
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You are right tiger_swimmer!

SEC logic is if we keep it to say, ***28 points**** we are just on the cusp of being as good as them! What a bunch of crumb crumbs! < - spelled that way on purpose.


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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 5:00 PM
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Or measuring your Johnson against the likes of Christian Wilkins and then calling PWee Herman over for a contest, only in this case they called over Dexter Lawrence to try once more to prove it!


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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 5:16 PM
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Measuring stick, billy club, Louisville Slugger.......6 of 1 half dozen of the other. Should be fun for the Bama folks, especially after halfway through the 2nd qtr when the coots begin their coot migration to the nearest dive bar to drown their hallucinations.


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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 6:06 PM
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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 6:53 PM
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I'm afraid Bama may snap that measuring stick in half.


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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 7:12 PM
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The only coach bringing a measuring (aka whuppin') stick to this week's game is Saban.

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Yeah, a measuring stick like my oil dipstick...


Posted: Sep 11, 2019 7:15 PM
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And USuCk is that little smudge of grease at the bottom.


They would be “satisfied” with 34-21 loss.


Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:00 PM
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That would show “progress.”

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:08 PM
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A five TD loss will be spun into a moral victory.


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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:16 PM
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Do SEC teams fake injuries when they play each other? If so I'll bet those games are 5 hrs long

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No, when teams join the SEC they are required to sign


Posted: Sep 12, 2019 2:19 AM
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a covenant that doesn't allow the HUNH to be used against each other. That way both sides can have plenty of rest between downs.

This also allows the announcers enough time to properly over-hype the conference.


Being ranked #2, and behind us...

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:22 PM
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Bama will have no mercy on the coots. They need as many style points as they can possibly get. And this time i’m all for it. I hope they score 77 points and leave the first team D in the whole game.

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:39 PM
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The measuring stick will be inserted sideways and broken off . They should probably buy a second one for the postgame presser .

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Posted: Sep 11, 2019 8:54 PM
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Yes Bama is going to take several measuring sticks and beat the feathers off the yardbirds. Bama going to put up 50 by the 3rd quarter. Can't wait to see those faces they make when they lose.


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Posted: Sep 12, 2019 10:20 AM
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Ouch. Sounds like there will be a lot of "bow-legged" chickens running around.

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that's like measuring inches with a metric ruler***


Posted: Sep 11, 2019 10:06 PM
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Just some friendly advice, you can flip the ruler around and get a bigger #***


Posted: Sep 12, 2019 2:27 AM
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I when straight to the walmart and got a metric scale.


Posted: Sep 12, 2019 6:39 AM
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126mm sound a lot more manly.

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Posted: Sep 12, 2019 7:23 AM
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I wonder how far up the coot's butts that Bama is going to ram that measuring stick.


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Posted: Sep 12, 2019 7:31 AM
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Coots could even spin low/negative yardage into a moral victory. They'll be happy with the score if they prevent a shutout. If they are shut out then they'll focus on the almosts and their tried and true "if only..."

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Posted: Sep 12, 2019 9:03 AM
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Tua against that defense!!!!




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Posted: Sep 12, 2019 9:05 AM
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These are the same turds that celebrated a 21 point loss to us


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Posted: Sep 12, 2019 9:06 AM
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I can't wait to hear about another 3 TD loss being a moral victory. Actually I think they lose by more, but that would certainly be a benefit to them keeping it 3 TDs lol


It's a dip stick showing them....


Posted: Sep 12, 2019 9:09 AM
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....running low on oil. But the check engine light has been lit for a long time already.

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