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Topic: old balmster has the flu
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old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:17 AM
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and the arthritis is acting up as well. Getting older sucks, If any of you millennials are willing to donate some spare Mojo, it would be much appreciated...



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I’m willing to donate a MyFO,

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:28 AM
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Does that help?

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Re: I’m willing to donate a MyFO,


Posted: Jun 12, 2019 4:12 PM
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Do What???????

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Re: old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:32 AM
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Sorry about your flu! Bummer!! Hope you get better soon.

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I find old people refer to themselves in the third person

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:34 AM
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So yes. You are now officially old.

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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:37 AM
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I just vomited in your honor. True story. Cold sweats....

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Have you checked your rectal temperature?

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:45 AM
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Signed,

FrancisMarion

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Re: Have you checked your rectal temperature?

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:58 AM
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nurse Francis swung by this morning with some Advil and a 1/4 pound of northern lights.

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Re: Have you checked your rectal temperature?

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 11:13 AM
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I would probably react the same way...

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 11:16 AM
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signed NOT Francis Marion

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Re: I find old people refer to themselves in the third person

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 1:40 PM
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Dang it 92 - you beat me to it. Great minds - huh?


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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 4:32 PM
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More like incredibly great minds!

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Oh no - TBalm ..., there is nothing worse than the flu......

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:52 AM
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.... with arthritis acting up - and that is a proven fact by many polls conducted by the AMA .... ??.... Hope you recover super quickly !!

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:59 AM
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Yeah, there are a couple strains of the flu out there


Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:02 AM
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But hopefully if you got the shot, your flu will be shorter lived.


Not sure balm got a flu shot but he's up to date on his

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:11 AM
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rabies and distemper shots

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that is only like 3 of the diseases

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:36 AM
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I may be susceptible to. Excuse me while I go wash my hands, again.

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Next line of treatment...

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:24 AM
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Tequila shots and scorching Mexican food...
They will send that flu running out of your body...


Not me...

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:04 AM
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I'm in my prime.

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Re: Not me...

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:32 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogKqQc4q6y0

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Sounds like you have the AIDS

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:38 AM
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Do you have the AIDS?

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why am I NOT surprised

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:40 AM
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that you just RUINED a perfectly good thread?

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If it's terminal, can you regift me your points?

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:42 AM
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Affectionately,


bob

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yup

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 10:44 AM
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Re: If it's terminal, can you regift me your points?


Posted: Jun 12, 2019 2:01 PM
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I've got dibs on the AMC Matador that he claims to be a chick magnet.


I hope that whole 'flu thing' isn't just a cover story...

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 12:18 PM
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Re: old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 12:57 PM
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Regret to learn you are incapacitated (I've always wanted to use a big word like that) with (flu, flew, flue). I hope it is a short time inconvenience and you will be back to your usual self (different posters have different connotations of "usual") real soon. Some of your well wishers have injected the age factor re your illness. This has raised serious concerns re my future health problems. Is this something that will affect me when I get old?

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 1:22 PM
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If you are not willing to offer advice as to witch under the counter medications make the flew more pleasurable, then you are just wasting bandwidth Joe.

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 8:39 PM
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??

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If they give you more than you need...

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 1:34 PM
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can I get first dibs on the leftovers?

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Re: old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 1:35 PM
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Are you sure it’s the flu and not actually cifilis? Asking for a prosti named cinnamon.

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 1:41 PM
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Sorry Balm, but getting your mojo back is not going to help you shag Liz Hurley.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/how-well-is-liz-hurleys-swimwear-business-really-doing-145740817.html


It's too bad neither aren't bad enough to keep you from

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 2:23 PM
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moving your typing fingers.


Or whatever you people use to type with these days.

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Re: It's too bad neither aren't bad enough to keep you from


Posted: Jun 12, 2019 2:31 PM
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I spit chiclets at the keys. Very inefficient though.

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 3:41 PM
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Re: Its called The AIDS face it***

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 3:50 PM
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it is like you are really NOT all that funny.

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Sorry Tom Hanks***

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 3:51 PM
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Re: Sorry Tom Hanks***

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 3:55 PM
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Maybe it is the Nyquil talking, but I wood ask you to get new material if you had any.

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Re: old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 3:59 PM
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GET THE FLU SHOT ASAP!!!!!!!!

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Re: old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 4:11 PM
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Just a heads up: the symptoms you speak of are eerily similar to toe cancer. Better check it out to be safe.



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Re: old balmster has the flu

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 4:45 PM
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this is probably one of the best GIFs ever created. Thanks for sharing.

and know I do not have cancer, I skipped work today and PROUDLY let you guise know about it.

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Posted: Jun 12, 2019 5:28 PM
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Drink very warm whiskey and honey. That's what my father and his siblings took to survive the 1918 flu, however their main ingredient was moonshine so you may need to make some new "friends".

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Oregan oil.


Posted: Jun 12, 2019 5:58 PM
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You're welcome.


ducklingfortune should be able to help with this


Posted: Jun 12, 2019 9:08 PM
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Oregan or Oregon?

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