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my piece offering to offended jaycawks

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:05 PM
 

A man walks into a store and says, "I would like a blue hat, red pants, blue sweater, and white shoes." The clerk says, "Are you a Jayhawk fan?" "Yes," replies the man. "How did you guess? By the color combination?" "No," answers the clerk. "This is a hardware store."

Q: How do you keep a Jayhawk out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post

Q: What is the difference between a KU cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish.

Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Jayhawks?"

Q: What do you get if you drive by the KU campus real slow?
A: A degree.

Q: How do you run a small business?
A: Start with a large business and put a KU grad in charge.

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Re: my piece offering to offended jaycawks

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:14 PM
 

I don’t get the last one!


Re: my piece offering to offended jaycawks

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:25 PM
 

This may hold true for the coots as well


ENOUGH WITH THE JOKEY, SILLY POSTS!

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:28 PM
 

THAT'S SOMEJUAN'S DAUGHTER!

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Re: my piece offering to offended jaycawks

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:31 PM
 

Are these real?

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yes

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:58 PM
 

smdh

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Re: yes


Posted: Mar 20, 2018 7:32 PM
 

Not loudly? Now I'm SMDH

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Re: my piece offering to offended jaycawks

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:36 PM
 



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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


Re: my piece offering to offended jaycawks

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:59 PM
 

i opted not to be perverted

i'll come up with some filthy stuff later - fyi crump

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


FWIW it's worth, Albert Einstein is dead. So, ....***

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:45 PM
 



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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


With peace offerings like that...

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Posted: Mar 20, 2018 4:57 PM
 

who needs declarations of war?


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