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Wives, SMDH

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:26 PM
 

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https://twitter.com/LarryWilliamsTI/status/1339283254856339458

We used to have a hockey team in town, and when the other team got a penalty, the PA guy would announce LOUDLY, that the local team was on the power play.


My wife thought it was some secret play and wondered why the PA would tell the other team

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:35 PM
 

OK - that made me laugh... and now I see the same stick figure too :)

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:40 PM
 

Early in our marriage my wife wanted to make a special meal for me. So she found a recipe that looked good to her. One of the ingredients were scallions. She confidently walked over to the meat department and told them them, she’d like some scallions please. They sent her to produce. She had gotten them confused with scallops.

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My wife

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:42 PM
 

married me. What an effing idiot!

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I just made up with mine and we rolled

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:44 PM
 

in the sheets last night. So I have nothing negative to say for the rest of this week.

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Son's middle name is Grady. He used to HATE his middle name

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:49 PM
 

when he was little and would get mad when we would mention it.

We could never figure out why, until we found out he thought his middle name was Gravy.

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That my dog's name.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 2:55 PM
 

We named him after the boat I had.

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We got a Gravy Boat as a wedding present, but sent it back

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:05 PM
 

to Belk with some other stuff for some polos and things like that. I needed work clothes more than a Gravy Boat.

Cool dog name though.

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I like gravy.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:14 PM
 

And boats.

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Le Crueset makes a really lovely one in orange

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:16 PM
 

for only $34.00



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I just shoot mine into an old shoebox. Save your money.***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:35 PM
 



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Great terrarium for the kids' science projects***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:48 PM
 



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cotam Greenr you had me for a moment

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:45 PM
 

thought you said "polos and thongs"

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That sounds like dress code for Bro's Night at Crulez' house***

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 3:50 PM
 



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Is it a golden retriever?

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 4:23 PM
 

Were you at Topsail beach?

If not, someone else has a badass Golden named Gravy.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 5:08 PM
 

30 years ago I mentioned the word New England. She told me I was making that term up. I insisted it was a real area in the US. She asked me what state it was in. LOL

I need to further explain that my wife is normally pretty sharp with a masters degree and just a few hours of doctorate......much smarter than I am.

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Until two years ago, I thought the red ‘pee’ dye in swimming pools existed

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Posted: Dec 16, 2020, 10:21 PM
 

Made a comment to my wife that we should tell kids and their friends we put the red dye in our pool so they don’t pee in it.

I’ve never seen her laugh so hard when she realized I believed the dye really exists.

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Re: Until two years ago, I thought the red ‘pee’ dye in swimming pools existed

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Posted: Dec 17, 2020, 8:12 AM
 

Do you mean I spent the entire youth of my life holding pew in me when I could have warmed the pool up a few degrees?

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Mrs Fluff works with a couple of obeds

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Posted: Dec 17, 2020, 8:26 AM
 

They are OG mt p obeds

Wife and them have been sharing recipes etc

One obed mentioned putting hot sauce on something and Mrs fluff did not know obeds like hot sauce

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Posted: Dec 17, 2020, 8:30 AM
 

I had never heard this before and yesterday I saw 3 different videos discussing the KFC logo. Strange!

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