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Topic: What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?
Replies: 26   Last Post: Mar 21, 2019 8:30 PM by: b2westfarm
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What if Chuck Norris had gone to Clemson?

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:08 PM
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Would he be a 4 star or 5 star?

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:10 PM
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He’d have long blonde hair and wear TL underwear

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 1:10 PM
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I would be far less proud of being a Clemson Tiger. Movie tough guys and marshal arts enthusiasts are not my cup of tea. I am 80 years old and grew up in the south when college football, basketball and baseball were the only games in town. I don't hunt, I don't fish and I have never felt the need to own a gun of any sort ... and I am too old to change now. I feel no animosity toward those who enjoy hunting animals that can't shoot back (not sure how sporting that is), or those who have kept up with the times on things like soccer, hockey, rugby, lacross, etc ...... it's just not for me. End of rant!

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 8:30 PM
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Well I am a proud Clemson graduate who is a southern boy and I have done all these things and more and have had a great time doing them.....still do most of them....however old age does seem to mellow us out to a certain degree.....sorry you have missed out but to each his own.......Go Tigers!!!!!


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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:14 PM
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Then the hill would be Mt Everest and Littlejohn would be Bigjohn,


He would have been a good backup for Hunter Renfrow.***

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:16 PM
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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 7:56 AM
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I came here to post this but a better mind beat me to it.


Chuck Norris went to Clemson...

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:40 PM
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But he’s too humble to brag.


On Spring Break...

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:44 PM
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He would’ve gone to a feminist march and come back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

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Re: On Spring Break...Dimwitch loves her some


Posted: Mar 20, 2019 11:20 PM
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Chuck Norris


We wouldn't have to worry about getting the shaft from the league office anymore


Posted: Mar 20, 2019 8:59 PM
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After Swoffie takes that roundhouse kick to the face

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 9:22 PM
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He would have been the first and last 7 star player. So incredible they would have skipped the 6th star.


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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 10:12 PM
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Maybe something along these lines.

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Sir Charles? or King Chuck? or vice versa?


Posted: Mar 20, 2019 10:13 PM
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Asking for a friend

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Posted: Mar 20, 2019 10:15 PM
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I introduced two younguns to Chuck Norris facts just earlier...an amazing piece of Americana.

“Chuck Norris can strangle a person with a cordless phone.”

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He would wear #8 and could incapacitate defenders with only 1 hand


Posted: Mar 21, 2019 2:02 AM
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Oh wait ...


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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 7:23 AM
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He'd be sure to pack his Dabo Swinney pj's .

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 7:32 AM
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I don't understand the esteem that Chuck is held in ........ Every film I saw, Bruce Lee kicked his a*s ....... :)


I'm tired of these Hollywood elitists stealing spots

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 8:32 AM
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from high school kids that bust their butts for 4 years and then get rewarded with the Bridge program.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 8:54 AM
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Your kid busted butt for 4 years? Chuck Norris has been busting butts for for 4ever!



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from high school kids that bust their butts for 4 years and then get rewarded with the Bridge program.




Sorry but I would rather have Bruce Lee...


Posted: Mar 21, 2019 10:26 AM
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That cat was not only strong but insanely fast. They had to slow him down for the cameras. And his yell alone would make opponents @#$% their pants.


Then he would have been Walker, Power Ranger.


Posted: Mar 21, 2019 12:36 PM
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Instead of that Texas thing.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 1:18 PM
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Isn't Norris Hall named after him?

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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 1:39 PM
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no but Lee Hall is definitely named after Bruce Lee and looks like a flying kick from above.


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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 8:13 PM
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It would have been 45-16.


We would have a lot more tombstones next to DV***


Posted: Mar 21, 2019 8:20 PM
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Posted: Mar 21, 2019 8:23 PM
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Better be a 5 star because you don’t want to make him mad...... Go Tigers!!!!


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