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VT Week Limericks

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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 11:20 AM
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Bud Foster assumes that he's got us.
He saw how BC boldly fought us.
The trouble though, Bud?
Y'all ain't played a stud.
We win. That's what Dabo has taught us.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 11:56 AM
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Of bottled whoopa$$, I'm a fan.
But the orange kind comes in a can.
Oh, the pain we will bring,
When we open that thing
At the conclusion of Enter Sandman.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 12:01 PM
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Remember that coach with the boil
Who's championship hopes we did foil?
The DC is still Bud
Their rock is a dud
After this beating their recruits will no longer be loyal.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 3:11 PM
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There once was a coach named Swinney,
Who claimed to have a big weenie.
But much to our surprise,
His wife would surmise,
Dabo’s johnson was actually teeny.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 5:15 PM
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Great job with the bold-faced impurity!
You're truly a man of maturity.
Your humor's on par
With lofty ol' SCAR.
It's conduct befitting obscurity.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 2:03 PM
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That limerick was in jest for God’s sake,
And your response really took the cake.
If it pushes you to the brink,
Go see your shrink.
And tell him you’re name is Snowflake.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 7:32 PM
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In jest? Mine are too - each I make!
But now that you mention snowflake,
That's how much a shot
In Hades you've got
From Clemson a vict'ry to take.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:46 PM
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The Hokie was very profane
He called our coach little and lame
But the Turkey is wrong
The Tigers are strong
And we are gonna beat your ### in this game!


Be careful there young whipper snapper.

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Posted: Sep 29, 2017 10:51 AM
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The last guy to bring up Dabo's wife was slaughtered 56-7.

"We gotta get off the field, man. I'm tired. We gotta get off the field." - Minkah Fitzpatrick (Alabama DB)


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 12:54 PM
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Offensive identity's murky
And some execution's been jerky.
This year's not as pretty,
But we get real giddy
When Tigers get hungry for turkey...


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 1:10 PM
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The Virginia Tech Version


Clemson Tigers all Brash and Boastful.
Came to play a Division Coastal.
The results they expected.
Were soundly rejected.
Now all their fans have gone Postal.

Looking forward to it Tigers :P. Great game ahead.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 2:59 PM
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It's not so much boastful as honest -
Our hay day of talent's upon us!
I love a tough matchup,
But VT won't catch-up.
There's no way your boys are beyond us.

Should be a good'n, though...


Not half bad Turk - poetry must be alive & well in B'Burg***


Posted: Sep 26, 2017 9:08 PM
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There once were some gobblers from V'ginny,

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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 1:47 PM
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That had lunch pails and car keys aplen'ny.
But they still were no equal,
And lost their fourth sequel,
To Venables, Elliot, and Swinney.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 2:28 PM
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Sad songs I predict VT sings
When the Tigers clip all of their wings.
The game they will botch,
And we will all watch
As Etienne does Etienne things.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 6:29 PM
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Go turn on your stadium lights!
We'll show up in orange and whites.
Ol' Blacksburg ain't ready
For pass rush this steady -
We come out ahead in these fights.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 7:51 PM
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To show the blue collar ethic Bud Foster brings his lunch pail.
But we will quickly learn against the Tigers their team will fail
Saturday at 8 o'clock on the dot
But why do their fans eat their own mascot?


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 9:40 PM
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One Hokie bird, skinned and filleted.
Add Tiger paws (surgical grade).
Beat hard for four hours.
Inter beneath flowers.
That's VT - served raw and outplayed.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 9:50 PM
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You'll never get better by coastin',
So rather than spendin' time boastin',
Our boys get to work.
The grind they'll not shirk.
Come Saturday? Turkeys be roastin'...


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 10:07 PM
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I don't think a close one's in store.
Our defense will cut to their core.
Unless BV's dead,
We'll cover the spread
Plus maybe a score or two more.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2017 10:25 PM
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What, really, can Josh Jackson do?
When Wilkins and Lawrence blow through,
He'll be unprotected.
He'll then get connected
To grass roots like wild turkeys do.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 12:35 AM
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Hey Bud, whatcha eatin' for lunch?
"This lunch pail's got nothing to munch."
Well, here's some - on me.
"'Twill hurt my goatee!"
I know. It's an orange throat punch.


Roses are red violets are blue VT sucks and the coots do too

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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 12:41 AM
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:)


Re: VT Week Limericks

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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 6:51 AM
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Which mascot will Corso select?
(A sarcastic tone you detect.)
That poor ol' stroke victim
Ain't properly picked 'em -
His pref'rence I wholly reject.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 7:09 AM
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A streak slices through the millieu -
Much faster he runs than they do.
Hey Hokies, he's gone -
He's in the end zone!
It's Etienne from the Bayou!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 11:39 AM
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Take note of Boy Wonder Lamar,
Who couldn't create or run far.
Our stifling defense,
With nary a pretense,
Will bow to no offensive star.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 12:57 PM
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I love all your limericks. They’re great!
Your rhymes I appreciate.
I say with a grin
(As you do with your pen)
It’s a Hokie demise we await.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 2:34 PM
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Hey, thanks for the seal of approval!
With Hokies, it's nigh upon cruel -
With jokes so abundant,
Not even redundant,
It's glorified feather removal!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 2:16 PM
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I ate me some turkey today,
And though it's good smoked with Old Bay,
It's much better burned
While oft overturned -
I think BV makes it that way...


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 7:58 PM
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It took longer than expected to put away BC
And all the media can talk about is taking a knee.
Let's stay on track,
No need talking smack.
Just sic Big Dex on their poor quarterback!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:07 PM
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Bud knows how to get his D to play,
But I'll take Venables any ole day.
Brent will turn our D a loose
We'll turn that turkey into a goose,
And another ACC title is well on the way!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:14 PM
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A turkey is certainly more tolerable than a chicken,
But they both deserve a good butt kickin'
Surrounded by Big Dex, Christian and Clelan,
The Gobblers are getting a sinking feelin'
Our Tigers roll through Tech with all cylinders clicking!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:31 PM
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The Hokies seem to have a pretty good team,
But a D like ours they have not seen!
We put the pedal
down to the metal
Our Tigers keep winning, it's a recurring theme!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:35 PM
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The Tigers roll into Blacksburg, loaded for bear,
But all they find are a bunch of turkeys there.
Though they're not chickens,
It's still easy pickings
Hunting turkeys with Tigers doesn't even seem fair!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:48 PM
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He is certainly just a young rookie,
But he sure knows how to Bayou Boogie.
His blazing speed
Is just what we need
To get the Gobblers to feeling real pukey.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 8:58 PM
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Against the 'Ville we put on a show
But let up a bit on BC though.
This week we won't be lacking,
We will come out attacking
And deliver the Hokies a mighty deathblow!


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 9:35 PM
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So Wilkins, Ferrell & Dex,
Had been busy cashing some checks,
They ran down the Hill,
Then plundered the 'Ville,
Now Gobblers are watching their necks.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 9:36 PM
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Ah, fall! For the mid-Appalachian,
The sunset and leaf color's matchin'!
The beauty one dreams of,
Plus flailing and screams of
The Hokie this Tiger is catchin'.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 9:59 PM
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"Virginia's for lovers," they said,
But Clemson turns that on its head.
Turns out it's a typo -
The "v" isn't right, so
They shoulda said "losers" instead.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 10:36 PM
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Last week was a downfield pass diet,
But Etienne's no longer quiet.
They'll call corner blitz
To give rushers fits,
But Cain will break free when they try it.


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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 10:43 PM
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Could Renfrow be any more clutch,
The way he worked Bama and such?
With how he can catch, you
Should build him a statue.
I don't think that's asking too much.

Sorry - not VT related, but always apropos...


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Posted: Sep 27, 2017 8:55 AM
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When facing a loss like y'all do,
Just cling to the things that are true.
Can't beat the Or'nge Beast?
Don't sweat it! At least
You're not "University 2."


^^^^^^^Winner.

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Posted: Sep 27, 2017 7:21 PM
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Nm


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Posted: Sep 27, 2017 9:10 AM
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Sippin' cold beer from the bottle
Looking for turkeys to throttle
It was a real pain
But we found some in Lane
Now we're wringing their necks by their wattle


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Posted: Sep 27, 2017 5:35 PM
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Big Dex has been fed turkey scraps,
Rewarded for blowing through gaps.
Conditioning thus
Will make Fuente cuss
When Josh Jackson, in his pants, craps.


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Posted: Sep 27, 2017 8:44 PM
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Josh Jackson must think he's a 9 -
His Tinder page says so online.
With women, he's fed up -
A rendezvous's set up
With ev'ry man on our D line.


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Posted: Sep 28, 2017 6:54 AM
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The roar of the home crowd is growing -
They're salty up there where we're going.
But saltier still?
The bitter or'nge pill
We'll shove down their throats while they're crowing.


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Posted: Sep 28, 2017 9:45 AM
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Just talked to a big VT fan -
He scoffed at our BC game plan.
"In Blacksburg, at night,
Conditions are right!"
We'll come out ahead, though, my man.


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Posted: Sep 28, 2017 6:17 PM
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Frank Beamer's not there any more -
Stop citing the glory of yore.
What matters is how,
Right here and right now,
The Tigers will run up the score.


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Posted: Sep 28, 2017 8:04 PM
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Man, how can I possibly wait?
Two days 'till they open the gate??
Get on with the thrashin'!
Enough with talk-trashin' -
It's time VPI met its fate.


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Posted: Sep 29, 2017 7:49 AM
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With Etienne, KB, and Feaster,
We'll knock VT's D on its kiester.
Their backwoodsy fans
Will throw up their hands
And go back to kissin' their seester.


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Posted: Sep 29, 2017 10:18 AM
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I can't wait to hear and compare.
On one hand, Lane's loudness can scare.
In contrast to that,
Dead silence; dead flat
When BV gives Jackson his share...


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Posted: Sep 29, 2017 11:33 AM
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We'll put all our chips in the bucket.
Our D-line, your QB won't duck it.
So don't get too perky,
You're still just a turkey,
And like any good turkey, we'll pluck it.


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Posted: Sep 29, 2017 6:30 PM
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Hey Jackson, to get out alive,
You'll have to do more than just strive.
You might take a knee
Or, what else? Let's see -
Go Bentley style! Just take a dive.


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Posted: Oct 1, 2017 12:30 AM
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So many predictions came true!
Their rowdy fans didn't come through.
They scarce scored a point -
We raided the joint!
We did what we said we would do.


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