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Topic: VT WEEK LIMERICKS
Replies: 11   Last Post: Dec 4, 2020, 8:39 AM by: Moatsie215
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VT WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Dec 1, 2020, 10:16 AM
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They’ll turn “Enter Sandman” up high,
And raise up their cheers to the sky,
But then after kickoff
And pick upon pickoff,
They’ll sit in the cold and just cry.

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 1, 2020, 11:11 AM
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Just curious why you're posting this. Not like we have a game this week or anything. It was good to see Mitchell Mayes get a few snaps in. Has he been hurt? I would have thought he'd be getting a ton of snaps this year... Top 50 player and ranked #2 OL. I realized oline not the same as dline as far as immediate impact, but imo, thought for sure he might be one with immediate impact and get tons of snaps this year.

Btw - VA tech could easily be a 1 loss team. Way too many players out for Pitt game. Offense looks good. So y does this feel like a "cuse" game to me. Maybe because everyone writing goodbye letters like they tend to do after reg season ends.


Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Dec 3, 2020, 4:15 PM
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I post these each week of the season
For no other obvious reason
Than getting us pumped.
If not, we’ll get thumped.
It’s science. I’m really not teasin’.

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 1, 2020, 11:20 AM
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Tigers don't care about tech
the Tigers will Dominate & wreck
They'll come with a poke
for a turkey they will choke.
Then on to the game
with the only dame
The tigers will win & dance.


Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 1, 2020, 1:24 PM
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Yes, Blacksburg is scary at night...
That’s if you are given to fright
When Clemson shows up
And promptly blows up
Your hope of a decent-fought fight.

Ain’t happnin, Hokies. 55-10 Tigers.

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Dec 1, 2020, 1:45 PM
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The Hokie’s a succulent bird.
As soon as the refs say the word,
The Tigers will start
To rip it apart.
Plus, feasting at night is preferred!

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 1, 2020, 10:08 PM
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I swear, if this game gets postponed,
I’m taking a hatchet I’ve honed
And chopping up chickens.
It lit’rally sickens
My stomach the Coots went un-owned...

I mean, let’s plan to schedule a game with our “rivals” if ACC junk is falling apart, right??

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Dec 3, 2020, 11:02 AM
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When Fuente showed up on the scene,
He failed from Frank Beamer to glean
The secrets of winning.
Their hopes are now thinning,
And Clemson ain’t gettin’ less mean...

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Dec 3, 2020, 2:06 PM
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Up yonder in Blacksburg, Virginny,
There really are not all that many
Good players to field,
Nor is there a shield
From having them look like a ninny.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ninny


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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 3, 2020, 4:08 PM
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Hey Hokies - y’all hear about Foster?
It seems the Great Midlands Imposter
Is calling him up!
Will he bring his cup
And lunch pail to salvage their roster??

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 4, 2020, 8:27 AM
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Tomorrow’s the ominous day
For Hokies who show up to play
The best in the land.
They’ll stretch out their hand
And have it chomped off right away...

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Re: VT WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 4, 2020, 8:39 AM
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Fuentes seat is now really hot
His Hokies are in a tough spot
The Tigers are lookin
For a good turkey cookin
His buyout might cost alot


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