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UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
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UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:46 AM

The argyle and soft, pastel blue
Strikes fear in the heart of a few
Small basketball schools,
But football?? You fools
Got nothin’ but losin’ to do.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:58 AM

I love that Mack Brown has returned -
Those last couple coaches had earned
So little respect.
Let’s help reconnect
To times past, when still, y’all got burned.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:58 AM

Y’all said it was Clemson you wanted
When vic'try o'er Coots you had flaunted.
Well, boys, here we are -
Your backsides we'll tar.
Your dreams will forever be haunted.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/rubbingtherock.com/2019/09/09/clemson-football-unc-tarheel-fans-want-tigers/amp/

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:58 AM

That tar stuff you have on your heels?
Our boots might show similar deals
When, Saturday night,
We show up to fight
And stomp you for Playoff appeals...

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 12:02 PM

All the pundits say Mack is Back
And has the Heels on the right track
After App St this week
Its all tongue and cheek
I guess they were all smoking crack

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finally get a shot at the Cheaters


Sep 23, 2019, 1:52 PM

2 weeks ago they're world beaters
Beating the cacks
Worthiness it lacks
The Tigers are armed with de-cleaters.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 1:59 PM

Pg. 1

UNC's football...

Ctrl. C

Pg. 2.

Ctrl. V

Pg. 3

Alt F4

...

The End

Submitted for graduation at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 3:00 PM

Get ready you fighting Mack Browns
You will shortly be run out of your own town
Trevor will be chucking
Travis will be trucking
And your world will be flipped upside down

Go Tigers!!!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 5:54 PM

Those classes y’all made up weren’t true.
You cheaters now need some way new
To hang with your foes.
We’re gonna expose
Your game plan - it’s make-believe, too.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 6:32 PM

You’ll cower behind the ram mascot.
You’ll beg for what grace Dabo has-got.
You’ll quiver and quake,
And that will sure make
You dribble bearnaise on your ascot.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:00 PM

Your argyle is cute - no one told ya?
A bill of ghey goods someone sold ya!
It garners an air
Of “see if I care”
When teams leaving Kenan have rolled ya...

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:19 PM

Our Tigers will roll into Chapel Hill
Looking for another victim to kill
They ain't world beaters
Just documented cheaters
Soon Mac Brown will be feeling ill!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 23, 2019, 10:28 PM

Those Heels in blue want the Tigers, they say
And they'll get their chance come Saturday
That's too bad
They'll soon be sad
The UNCheaters hang their heads and walk away!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 7:15 AM

With Swofford protecting your tail,
You clowns have been able to sail
Through such violations
And would-be probations.
We’ll revel in watching you fail.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 7:57 AM

UNC sucks
UNC always sucks
They say he’s back
But it’s just Mack
They should have offered more bucks


LOL - I'm a dang Math guy. I have no clue how to do these things and failed miserably in English classes.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 8:03 AM

Ha - +1 for a humble effort nonetheless!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 12:42 PM

Y'all wanna preemptively yield?
The outcome is basic'lly sealed -
Big winners we'll be,
And we're gonna see
A ram take a dump on the field.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 5:11 PM

Who was that embarrassment on Saturday's broadcast?
When I heard those comments, I was aghast!
"SEC type player", he said
What was going through his head?
No place for that crap, on an ACC sportscast!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 6:16 PM

They love drinking hype-Koolaid, Sam.
These SEC-philes love to slam
A team for its league,
Which begs some intrigue
Since we down their throats our boots cram...

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 24, 2019, 6:40 PM

We all know our basketball hasn't won in Chapel Hill
Now I find out, Dabo has nearly the same deal!
That will soon change
And it won't seem strange
We'll run them ragged, till they have no Heels

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Roses are red


Sep 24, 2019, 6:43 PM

UNC is blue.

That and they suck.

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Re: Roses are red


Sep 24, 2019, 9:45 PM

Wolfpack are red, UNCheat are blue,
Screw those Heels, they haven't a clue
Wear them out,
Make 'em pout
Another smackdown is long overdue!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 25, 2019, 7:47 AM

They say we are human - we bleed.
Hey Heels – mark my words here and read
My resolute lips:
When you’re in the grips
Of Tiger paws, blood flows indeed.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2019, 7:54 AM

App State proved to be such a chore-a
‘Cuz, talent-wise, y’all need some more-a.
Recruiting has tanked.
This week, once you’re spanked,
You’ll wanna choke Larry Fedora.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2019, 6:03 PM

With tufted-back stadium chairs
And crisp, tasteful vests in gauche layers,
The fans who consent
Attend this event
To talk about basketball players.

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Roses are Red and the Heels are Blue


Sep 26, 2019, 6:18 PM

and they suck
also...

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 7:03 AM

Due north, a goat cries in the distance.
It’s only real means of subsistence
Is hardcourt credentials.
It has no potentials
To offer defensive resistance.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 8:02 AM

“Meet Chapel Hill’s cream of the crop!
Join us for a night of nonstop
Malfeasance rehearsal!
Learn logic reversal!
Start cheating your way to the top!”

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 11:30 AM

Heels may be a cheatin', but they still won't win,
Because we are going to smack them around again!
They can't compete,
Our win'll be sweet!
Our Tigers leave Chapel Hill, wearing big ole grins!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 2:18 PM

If you go to ol’ NCU,
Try doing what local folks do:
They don their berets
And sing Lenin’s praise
And argue o’er coffee beans, too.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 7:51 PM

Hey ‘Drechs, what wine do you fancy?
The Heels say the red makes them antsy
To go for the win,
But I’ll take some gin
When after the game we get dance-y!

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 9:26 PM

I’m partial to Malbec, myself.
I keep a few brands on the shelf
(I’m vascular savvy).
The Heels, though, don’t have-y
A Tiger-proof wine for their healf...

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 9:49 PM

It’s good that you watch your well-being;
That nice peace of mind is quite freeing.
The same won’t be true
For ol’ baby blue...
Our defense will have those guys peeing.

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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2019, 9:45 PM

You’ll find out the hard way this year
That no ACC fans can cheer
On conf’rence champ week
Except us. We seek
Some updated CFP gear...

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