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Topic: Two Clemson gentlemen and a Coot
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Two Clemson gentlemen and a Coot

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Posted: May 25, 2018 1:21 PM
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were coming home from the game one November when they saw a body in the undergrowth off of I26.

Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman.

Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Clemson Paw hat over one breast. The second guy, placed his Clemson Tiger hat over the other breast. The Coot then placed his hat over the woman's ######.

Soon the police arrived.

The cop started checking over the body. He picked up the Tiger hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Paw hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Coot hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.

By this time, the Coot was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?"

The cop responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Usually when I come across one of these Coot hats, there's an ### hole under it."

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Posted: May 25, 2018 1:30 PM
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Did you hear that one from your 8 year old? Seems kind of lungy

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Posted: May 25, 2018 1:49 PM
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I thought it was a good one and pretty factual.

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Yes. Her name is Francis

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Posted: May 25, 2018 2:13 PM
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Marion

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Posted: May 25, 2018 3:35 PM
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What a bizarre set up for the pun.


Posted: May 25, 2018 3:36 PM
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The joke is funny, but I seriously found myself thinking about the oddity of a naked dead woman to get there. Sound the old man alarm I guess.

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