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Topic: The coots' new chicken statue has got to be the most
Replies: 14   Last Post: Sep 25, 2020 11:19 AM by: Lakedude®
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The coots' new chicken statue has got to be the most

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 5:51 AM
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UofSuCk thing ever. Those dumb worm pullers paid $1,000,000 for a chicken that looks scared because the base of the statue was shoved up its rear end. Those dumb idiots didn't even put spurs on it.

One million dollars, might as well have just set it on fire. Or saved it for Muscoot's buyout. Or anything other than that ridiculous statue. But hey, that's our rival* baby!







*UofSuCk is our rival only in years where there is no global pandemic and their conference is not too scared to play against ACC teams.

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Someone once said that any publicity is good publicity

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 5:57 AM
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Well they’ve got that going for them because every writer in the country is laughing at them

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Re: Someone once said that any publicity is good publicity

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 7:48 AM
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I think it was the Clintons

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 6:26 AM
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It's the perfect convergence of 2020 and the chicken curse.

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C'mon man !!!

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 7:24 AM
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Let's focus on the positives.

The wings on that ridiculous thing (a chicken that looks like it's running scared) will make a nice shelter from the sun and rain for the crack hos and homeless vagrants who frequent that area.

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 8:39 AM
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Your not fooling anyone.

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 7:33 AM
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coot

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 7:53 AM
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Don't you know it's not "politically correct" to put spurs on a fighting chicken.
Brings back reminders of those days that died after the Civil War.


Yeah, what a waste. Just think how many

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 8:26 AM
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fifth-place rings they could melt it into.


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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 8:45 AM
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They forgot part of the original design.

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 9:28 AM
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They couldn't figure out how to get a 3 ton statue to levitate.


What day did this happen?

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 8:39 AM
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Thank you.

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 10:30 AM
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I think it was tomorrow. Not sure, I’m still drunk from yesterday. Thanks in advance.

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Posted: Sep 25, 2020 8:50 AM
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So you're saying you can't see the nuggets because of the base?

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