The guy came home really late from work, and his wife was livid. "WHERE have you been all this time?"
He looked down sorrowfully, and said: "I stopped off at the bar to have a drink or two. This gorgeous redhead sat down next to me, and we got to talking. One thing led to another, we left the bar, went to a hotel, and had wild, passionate sex for four HOURS. But, it didn't mean anything, and I promise nothing like that will ever happen again."
His wife got even madder, saying "Don't you try to give me that crap, You were out playing GOLF again, WEREN'T YOU!"