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Sir Coot-A-Lot: 2017 HATE WEEK REMIX
Nov 19, 2017, 12:12 PM
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Written a few years ago, remixed for 2017. Go Tigers!
Oh my god, Cocky... look at that cluck. It is so big She looks like one of those crap-ice vendors But you know, who understands the crap-ice? They only drink it because they are totally destitute I mean, their cluck, it's just so... big I can't believe they yell "c0cks" out there... I mean, gross It's just so... garnet and... black!
I like QB flops and I cannot lie, Though other cluckers might deny When a recruit walks in, with a itty-bitty brain And a rap sheet in your face You get SPRUNG Wanna play tough, but you know that schedule's cream-puffed Deep in the teams we're playing I'm losing and I can't stop swearing Oh baby, I wanna commit you, And then to quit you My home team tried to warn me But your Muschamp got m-m-me so sorry!
Oooh, flopp-in QB’s again You say you should be top 10? Well schmooze me, use me, Because you ain't the average coot-ie I've seen them fooling To h3ll with schooling We sweat, fret Flopping faster than a turbo Vette. I'm tired of SI magazine Saying Tigers are the thing Take the average coot fan and ask him that Reply: "You want fries with that?" So coots! (yeah) Coots! (yeah) Coach BOOM left you in a rut (h3ll yeah!) Well fake it, shake it, Shake that unhealthy coot Garnet got black...
Fifth-place rings and Spurrier drunk on T-V… Fifth-place rings and Muschamp yelling at me…
I like them dumb... and big And when I'm drinking like a pig I can't help myself, I'm pissing on Main like a vandal Another school scandal I want to play Kentucky at home And ugh, lose again, ugh! ugh! I’m making fake flops, boy Cause winning without cheating’s impossible, boy! I need fans real thick and coot-y So rooting from those gullible... Coot-a-lot's in trouble A respectable season reduced to rubble
So I'm looking at recruit videos Knock-kneed bozos playing like schmoes I'll recruit 2-star bozos And leave the good players to Dabo A word to the thick coot-sisters I want to get with ya, and flip that bird, ya I will smell and stink, ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *cluck* To the break of dawn Then crowing has to go on A lot of coots won't like this song Cause their coach likes to quit it and dismiss it But Dabo would rather stay and play Because he plans long, and plans strong And he’s getting the dynasty on So cooties (yeah!) cooties (yeah!) You want to lose like it's the Eighties? (h3ll yeah!) Then hit the field! Spot the ball! Even orange boys got to shout Garnet got... black!
Yeah baby... when it comes to records... SEC has nothing to do Clemson's domination... 68-42-4? Only if its 2017.
So your players all got conned-a, committing to a coach now gone (duh!) But BOOM only got us SEC non-starts My recruits don't want none, even with Vanderbilt won, son! We can do stipends or pay-outs But please don't decommit from us Some cooties want to play that hard role And tell you we only score field goals So they toss it, and incomplete it And The Citadel pulls up quick to defeat it So SI says Tigers are phat Well coots ain't down with that. Cause our trophy case is small and beatdowns are beckoning Fourth down? We're kicking!
To the ESPN dames on the sidelines We really are all that, we think! Give me a kicker, we can't rest them 4th and forever and Tigers snicker
Some Bentley tried to pass Cause first downs were on his list He‘ll soon meet Clemson’s press And Bentley will pull up quick and flop it.
So cooties, like the world is round You will always lose playing Tigertown So call 1-900-Coot-a-lot And cry when you see Howard's Rock
Garnet got black!
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