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Sir Coot-A-Lot: 2017 HATE WEEK REMIX
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Sir Coot-A-Lot: 2017 HATE WEEK REMIX


Nov 19, 2017, 12:12 PM

Written a few years ago, remixed for 2017. Go Tigers!


Oh my god, Cocky... look at that cluck.
It is so big
She looks like one of those crap-ice vendors
But you know, who understands the crap-ice?
They only drink it because they are totally destitute
I mean, their cluck, it's just so... big
I can't believe they yell "c0cks" out there... I mean, gross
It's just so... garnet and... black!

I like QB flops and I cannot lie,
Though other cluckers might deny
When a recruit walks in, with a itty-bitty brain
And a rap sheet in your face
You get SPRUNG
Wanna play tough, but you know that schedule's cream-puffed
Deep in the teams we're playing
I'm losing and I can't stop swearing
Oh baby, I wanna commit you,
And then to quit you
My home team tried to warn me
But your Muschamp got m-m-me so sorry!

Oooh, flopp-in QB’s again
You say you should be top 10?
Well schmooze me, use me,
Because you ain't the average coot-ie
I've seen them fooling
To h3ll with schooling
We sweat, fret
Flopping faster than a turbo Vette.
I'm tired of SI magazine
Saying Tigers are the thing
Take the average coot fan and ask him that
Reply: "You want fries with that?"
So coots! (yeah) Coots! (yeah)
Coach BOOM left you in a rut (h3ll yeah!)
Well fake it, shake it,
Shake that unhealthy coot
Garnet got black...


Fifth-place rings and Spurrier drunk on T-V…
Fifth-place rings and Muschamp yelling at me…

I like them dumb... and big
And when I'm drinking like a pig
I can't help myself, I'm pissing on Main like a vandal
Another school scandal
I want to play Kentucky at home
And ugh, lose again, ugh! ugh!
I’m making fake flops, boy
Cause winning without cheating’s impossible, boy!
I need fans real thick and coot-y
So rooting from those gullible... Coot-a-lot's in trouble
A respectable season reduced to rubble

So I'm looking at recruit videos
Knock-kneed bozos playing like schmoes
I'll recruit 2-star bozos
And leave the good players to Dabo
A word to the thick coot-sisters
I want to get with ya, and flip that bird, ya
I will smell and stink, ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *cluck*
To the break of dawn
Then crowing has to go on
A lot of coots won't like this song
Cause their coach likes to quit it and dismiss it
But Dabo would rather stay and play
Because he plans long, and plans strong
And he’s getting the dynasty on
So cooties (yeah!) cooties (yeah!)
You want to lose like it's the Eighties? (h3ll yeah!)
Then hit the field! Spot the ball!
Even orange boys got to shout
Garnet got... black!

Yeah baby... when it comes to records... SEC has nothing to do Clemson's domination...
68-42-4?
Only if its 2017.

So your players all got conned-a, committing to a coach now gone (duh!)
But BOOM only got us SEC non-starts
My recruits don't want none, even with Vanderbilt won, son!
We can do stipends or pay-outs
But please don't decommit from us
Some cooties want to play that hard role
And tell you we only score field goals
So they toss it, and incomplete it
And The Citadel pulls up quick to defeat it
So SI says Tigers are phat
Well coots ain't down with that.
Cause our trophy case is small and beatdowns are beckoning
Fourth down? We're kicking!

To the ESPN dames on the sidelines
We really are all that, we think!
Give me a kicker, we can't rest them
4th and forever and Tigers snicker

Some Bentley tried to pass
Cause first downs were on his list
He‘ll soon meet Clemson’s press
And Bentley will pull up quick and flop it.

So cooties, like the world is round
You will always lose playing Tigertown
So call 1-900-Coot-a-lot
And cry when you see Howard's Rock

Garnet got black!

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